I missed this while not watching ESPN or reading blogs last week, but during another go-round of "Four Downs," Sean Salisbury held the position that the Giants were better off with Jeremy Shockey, who he claimed is a better player than Kevin Boss. John Clayton held a totally different position, saying that Shockey is only a better player than Boss when healthy. In other words, they agreed.
Of course, two people agreeing makes for bad ratings, so Salisbury lost his mind and started taunting his colleague with sarcasm and high school-level insults. Because nothing says "professional journalist" like a good round of name-calling. This round definitely goes to Salisbury. Clayton blew his chance to back with, "Your mom's the Cryptkeeper! OHHH!!!"
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“The Battlebot with the hammer is better than the Battlebot that just flips you… but only if the hammer doesn’t get cut off by that buzzsaw coming out of the floor.”
PWNED!
Is there a bigger douche on t.v. than Salisbury. I'm surprised he didn't tell Clayton to shut up because he never played pro football.
I'm sorry for watching that. I want Salisbury to die. Painfully. Then get burried in a casket made of dried horse shit, then burried under 6 feet of cow manure. Then, instead of people bringing flowers to his grave, they just continuously piss on his gravestone. Then maybe, dig up his corpse in a few years, once it's nice and rotty, and piss on it some more, then re-burry it upside down, completely covered in a fresh layer of new human fecal matter mixed with some sort of blended roadkill findings and holy water.
Oh, and Jon Clayton IS the Birdman in any weather.
Salisbury will stuff Clayton into a locker back at ESPN headquarters
Salisbury was just caught in Germany. Sorry, the link's too long.
Man convicted of sending penis photo by phone
Wed Feb 6, 8:30 AM ET
A 21-year-old German man has been convicted of sending a photograph of his penis to an unknown woman via mobile phone, authorities said on Wednesday.
"We all had a bit of a laugh when we saw the thing," said Christian Kropp, presiding judge at the court in the eastern town of Sondershausen.
The woman reported the sender to police after receiving the photo attachment of the man's genitals, the court said. Officers found evidence he may have sent similar images to other women.
The man did not explain his motive but expressed remorse for the photo, Kropp said. He was fined 150 euros (112 pounds) for distributing pornographic material.
(Reporting by Dave Graham; Editing by Catherine Evans)
If I were John Clayton, I would just fire back by reading Salisbury’s career NFL stats:
40 games. 19 TDs. 19 INTs. 11 fumbles.
Can we check to see if John Clayton has any firearms registered in his name? The look in his esys tells me that he's predicting pain.
*eyes. "esys?" what an asshole.
@swany, The Birdman will always be Koko B. Ware, dammit.
"Would they be better off with Shockey, or with Boss?"
"Absolutely not."
Indeed, Sean.
The sexual tension between those two is reminiscent of Willis and Sheppard on "Moonlighting".
I think it'll be good for ratings when they just get it over with and fuck.
I guess we should all just be glad that Sean didn't abuse himself on air.
That'll teach you to use your brain Clayton, you fucking nerd.
John Clayton never played in the NFL, but he didn't start any fewer games than Salisbury.
The sexual tension between those two is reminiscent of Willis and Arnold on "Diff'rnt Stokes"
wow, that guy is a jackass
In fairness to Salisbury, a career of failure the likes of which he had is bound to leave you with a little pent up aggression.
It's all for show. Don't they do a radio show together?
As an avid John Clayton hater, I loved every moment of watching that man's oversized head get pelted with, not high-school insults, but grade school insults. Yeah, your big IQ couldn't come back from that one, could it John?
Salisbury and Clayton have been doing this jock v. nerd schtick for years.
@Whispers: Yes, but until now it was confined to the privacy of their dungeon.
I can't stand that dickhead. Clayton has forgotten more about football than Sean ever knew to begin with. Fat fucking chump…