No KD this morning, kids. Saint Andrew's Net today is devoted to catching you up on the Super Bowl Reports you may have missed over the weekend. Chronological and shit:
- Went to go watch people golf. Ended up hanging around annoying Pats fans. Hey, how'd the game go, guys?
- ESPN Party, Part 1. Me and Rick Reilly, kickin' it.
- ESPN Party, Part 2. Bill Simmons is wary, Michael Irvin dislikes Scottsdale's puritanical 2:00 a.m. bar closures.
- Photo evidence of the Bud Bowl. Still "in": breasts, asses.
The photo above is from Saturday night's Penthouse party; the report from that night will drop in a few hours.

The Pats blow their perfect season and now "fuck" has been knocked out of the popular topics. Sad day.
To all Patriotsfans and their BandWagon. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I still hate the Giants.
My boys in BLUE, layeth the smack down!! Best damn Super Bowl EVER!! Could you imagine what it would be like if we had refs like them hotties in the banner?
Ann Coulter was at the Bud Bowl? Gross.
The Giants win brought me out of the red on my horrible 1-5 weekend bet record. I'll take the small victory, but still, fuck Eli.
So when do we start trying to decide which WL commenter is actually Simmons?
@Burnsy: Give me Batman.
Ann Coulter was at the Bud Bowl? Gross.
I don't see an Adam's Apple or a penis, so … no.
Now if Matt was really paying attention he could tell us what the tramp stamp on the left one's back reads.