02.11.08 SACRAMENTO KINGS DANCERS ARE AWESOME
Photos like these always make me a little sad, because the sexy young women who serve on our nation's dance teams and cheerleading squads should be free — nay, encouraged! — to go out at night and drink a lot, pretend to be lesbians, and pull up their skirts, bend over, and show off the G-strings stretched over their well-muscled asses. And to take pictures of it all, of course. The thing is, if I help distribute these photos to the masses, then the fun dancers might get kicked off the squad and/or stop sharing their sexy photos, which could lead to a world in which naughty cheerleaders are restricted to fictional porn fantasies. But then if I don't share the pictures then nobody gets to enjoy them, and what's the point of that? Catch-22, my friends.
Anyway, this Photobucket album (via Don Chavez) has Kings dancer Summer out and about with some of her friends from the dance team. Obviously, there's some turnover from year to year on every dance team, so it's sometimes tough to tell who's on the team now and who's just a hot friend, but careful comparing of the Photobucket images to this year's team shows — as far as I can tell — that Summer spends time out and about with Becca, Candace, Camille, Carly, Katie, and Krystal.
So please, Kings officials, don't suspend or fire any of these girls. They're just out having a little fun, and there's nothing wrong with that. Wait, what's that? The Maloof brothers own the Kings? Oh. Then I guess there's nothing to worry about.
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SACRAMENTO KINGS DANCERS ARE AWESOME
Jesus Christ!! I would hit all those God Damn asses!
/Father Doogie
Looks like i picked the wrong week to give up masturbating
My day just got a whole lot better. And my pants a whole lot tighter…
Seriously, you just made my day.
Damn, I need to go to Sacramento.
its just like in my dreams.
only without the cocaine & midgets
They all have stripper names and they like to take their clothes off. I guess the real lesson he is don't name your daughter Ginger, Porche, or Cinnamon unless you want them on the pole. That and leave it alone for 48 hours if it starts to chafe…which these pictures are sure to make happen.
One more Lenten sacrifice is falls by the wayside.
Hmm. Decent post.
/scurries to jerk off and then change avatar to picture number 2.
My god that ass shot was awesome. I need to send a pic of lil Blackcapricorn to her cell phone. What's her number again?
Why do I have the feeling I'm looking at my daughter's MySpace profile in about 20 years?
And Chris Webber left??? He must really like soul food
This might be the greatest post in the history of WL. And no, that is not my Bill Walton impersonation.
Blackcapricorn,
The ass shot is sick. I keep looking at it over and over.
Ass shot! Not a game. Not a game. We talking bout ass shot.
*Allen Iverson face
@Lieutenant:
Go to the Photobucket: Oompa Loompas!!
Who knew cheerleaders wore underwear.
Those asses are spectacular.
Now picture Peja Stojakovic fucking them.
Not so hot anymore, huh?
Good thing I gave up eating asparagus for lent.
/spits on hand
doug christie once got grounded for an entire month after making eye contact with Becca and Candace
My sons!! In the name of God and his son Jesus Christ, we must populate the earth using these women! The line forms behind me!!!!!
@doogie: I call sloppy 23rds.
Matt, you can take the rest of the day off. Seriously, do you think you can outdo this post… ever?
This explains why they always dance to Pour Some Sugar On Me.
Gentlemen, please remember to tip…your…..waitress.
If there was anything worth getting HIV over, I think I just found it.
Somebody please sign these girls to an American Apparel ad quick! Wearing something in white if it's not too much to ask…..
@Alex
There were Oompa Loompas out with Paris when she was here in Boston last week. They're everywhere!
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