This year's section of the SI Swimsuit Issue dedicated to athletes' wives brings us photos Michelle Damon (wife of overpaid Yankees CF Johnny), Ingrid Vandebosch (wife of NASCAR's Jeff Gordon), Carmella Garcia (beard of Bucs' QB Jeff), and La La Vazquez (fiancée of the Nuggets' Carmelo Anthony). And as you can see WAIT WHAT IS CARMELLA WEARING? I haven't seen a waistline that high since I burned down the old folks' home. What the hell are they doing covering up her stomach? They know she was a Playmate, right? I already have pictures of her stark naked on my hard drive, I don't need photos of her in some upside-down corset.
This is like when Jenna Jameson quit straight porn and started doing only lesbian scenes. It's like, hel-loooo, I already have the tape of you getting hollowed out by a group of dudes dressed as members of the Royal Air Force. I watched it last night. Don't play coy with me.
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The corset is to cover the 9 inch cock Jeff made her have tattooed around her waist area. You know, so he has something exciting to look at while they have intercourse.
Tattooed? More like strapped on.
Ingrid Vandebosch (wife of NASCAR's Jeff Gordon)
Huh? (blank stare)
God, what a day at WL.
I'm going insane(r).
La La? Like…for real? Is he marrying one of fucking BeBe's kids?
Oh yeah… and this [youtube.com]
Nice pull, Melo. That LaLa is somewhat attractive.
getting hollowed out by a group of dudes dressed as members of the Royal Air Force
WRONG!!!!! Dudes in the Air Force don't have dicks, they aren't even dudes! They handed in their man card when they joined up!
La La smells like pot.
La La is an MTV VJ. She hosts all of the rap-related shows. And when she speaks, she sets the black race back about 20 years. Nice find, Melo.
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Sheesh, if they're gonna airbrush these women this much, why not save the film and publish crayon drawings of them instead.
Ooh La La!
/shoots self in face
La la Long face droopy eyed bitch.
Well my penis has had it. No more jerking it today. Or at least not until 3:30 when the high school girls tennis team jogs by.
Goddamitt, between Marissa, the cheerleaders and this, it's a banner day at WL!! Now I gotta go empty my bladder full of piss so I can rub one out.
between Marissa, the cheerleaders
that's where i imagine heaven is.
Judging by the size of La La's thighs, I'd say McNamee injected a tad too much HGH for this shoot.
The Danica Patrick pictures are hotter than these. As Chris Berman would say, "Jesus Christ!"
Right you are Merk. La La looks like Droopy the dog. That, or her face is in the early stages of melting.
She must can suck a dick.
Hines rikey RaRa.
Carmella is pregnant. By Jeff. Haven't the Garcia-is-gay jokes run their course yet? Especially with Brady Quinn in the league now?
If you are calling out Carmella as a beard, then you surely have to include Mrs. Damon as well. I mean, everyone knows that the 2004 Red Sox were the first all-gay championship team in sports history.
I cannot believe the amount of HOT women on WL over the past few days. Great work fellas!
Carmella looked better without the implants. Now she just looks like a faceplant waiting to happen