The rash of underground videos of Chris Berman acting like a jackass on camera continues with the latest from American hero ampex2000. Berman thinks he's so smart because he can smuggle aspirin with codeine from Canadia back into America. As if that's even remotely what's most awesome about Canadia. My vote goes to "bed dances" in Montreal, followed closely by 18- and 19-year-olds drinking legally, followed by just about everything related to Vancouver. Berman's choice, over-the-counter "222s," falls somewhere between universal health care and The Basketball Jones: pretty cool, but not nearly sexy enough.
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ampex2000 is doing the Lord's work.
Dammit….now I really want some Vicodin. Thanks a lot, crippling addictive personality.
I didn't watch the vid in its entirety but seriously how long does he go on talking about taking drugs? Ampex2000, will you marry me?
What's next, a sex tape?
[shudders and gags]
The Washington/Canada border security guards are about as effective as American aspirin.
These are fantastic.
I don't think you can buy 222's anymore. I love the customs fraud admitted to on camera.
People do the same in reverse with Aleve now cause Canada banned those
The only thing better than this would be the outtakes from Emmitt Smith. I am sure he has lost it a couple of times as often as he screws up the cue cards/teleprompter on ESPN.
And all this time I thought "duh-duh-duh" was code for a Shannon Sharpe commentary.
I think the "whats next" for Berman is a video of him throwing out the N word Mark Fuhrman style.
Christ, he just ruined "eh" Canadian jokes for me.
I'm probably alone here, but I like Berman a little more now than before I watched this video. Just a little.
/Oh yeah, drugs. Gotta have drugs.
Chris Berman could tell me that he was going to hand me $3 million, cash, and allow me to have sex with his lovely wife Jessica Alba, and I swear to god, his voice would STILL make me want to strangle him.
Vancouver thanks you for your patronage.
*gets high at work*
I bet Berman wakes up in his own vomit at least 4 times a week.
@ enrico
and here's to the first time he doesn't wake up.
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i dont think this one has made an appearance yet