Yeah, so all the people that came up with all of these 19-0 products are pretty much shit outta luck now. There was that book, this college football ripoff thingy from Macy's, t-shirts, hats, all technically worthless, but worth collecting if you find the smugness of an entire organization is worth chronicling for years to come. And, when you consider how fast firms are pulling this stuff off of sites and shelves, this could be just the thing to go apeshit over once you realize your girlfriend threw it out. The one time she decides to clean up…
[Thanks, Cory W., who is smart enough to never let women stay over.]
- Monday Morning Punter
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Take heart, Pats fans. in 2000 years, when our Alien overlords come to Earth and find various pieces of Patriots merchandise, they will be led to believe that a magical 19-0 season happened. History isn't written by the winners – it's written by the jackasses who write before the story is over.
Celebrate the Patriots with a fragile piece of glass.
children in Africa can use those as paper weights.
Some enterprising glass blower/Giants fan could make that into a nice bong.
I may purchase that for my Schadenfreude collection.
Somebody should make Brady use that as a suppository. I would recommend that Eli toss it up there with another miracle toss, but it would be more likely that you could get better results if you got Bradshaw to run it all the way up the the back of Brady’s throat, even if you ended up with four bodyguards trying to pull him outta that whiny loser’s colon.
Where are my buddies Mark Lemke and Jay Buhner?
Fuck all those smug, pompous Patriots shitheads. YAY GIANTS!!
like the Giants, i never pay retail
Will The Thrill's schtick is already growing old.
I prefer the word shit to poop.