Daily Mail has an exposé — complete with gruesome photos, natch — of a horse fighting tournament in the Philippines in which stallions used their annoying teeth to bite each other and their stupid hooves to brutally kick each other.
Though horses do not normally fight one another, these stallions had been whipped into a fighting frenzy by the presence of a young mare who was "in season" and had been staked to the ground in the middle of the muddy arena. Overwhelmed by desire, the stallions attacked each other in a bid to defeat their sexual rivals…
The tournament was equally traumatic for the mare used as "bait" for the stallions. Not only was she repeatedly hit by stray blows from the duelling horses, but the poor creature was also obliged to mate with the victorious stallions from each "bout", meaning that she was mounted as many as 30 times during one tournament which can last up to six hours…
Veterinary care is too expensive for most owners to bother with, so wounded horses are often killed for their meat and the choicest cuts barbecued and sold to the crowd.
See, shit like this happens in places like the Philippines. Those people are more animal than human. Which is why I pay top price for them when I release them onto my private island. They make excellent prey. Very cunning, and vicious when wounded or cornered. You generally need a pistol with big-time stopping power to finish the job, like a .45 or a Desert Eagle.
In conclusion, horse fighting is barbaric.
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Let me get this straight…there's a violent fight, followed by sex, followed by death?
Somehow, I think your readership's senses may not be as shocked as you might believe.
"Overwhelmed by
desirea raging boner, the stallions attacked each other in a bid to defeat their sexual rivals…"Mike Vick is intrigued and would like to subscribe to the horse fighting newsletter. Also, it should be any day now that a picture of a Philipino major league baseball player at a horse fight shows up.
btw, nice work 289 with that picture of Sarah Jessica parker
This post is screaming for a link to the Horsehater blog. And a picture of Shannon Sharpe.
Barbaric, or Barbarobaric?
I just saw an ad above this post for SugarDaddie.com.
I'm sure TiedUpAndBeatenHookers.com would have paid you more for the ad space.
I like how it adds "Public Service Ad by Google". Public service, indeed.
pffftt… old news,
Ive been making my
hookersimmigrantsslaveschickensmongoosescobrasgoldfish yeah goldfish fight and been eating the evidence for years."she was mounted as many as 30 times during one tournament which can last up to six hours…". What a fucking slut.
she was mounted as many as 30 times during one tournament which can last up to six hours…
Your move, Smello.
FYI, Donkey Punching is strictly confined to the post-fight ceremony.
+1 Enrico.
Veterinary care is too expensive for most owners to bother with, so wounded horses are often killed for their meat and the choicest cuts barbecued and sold to the crowd.
The not-so-choice cuts of meat? Sold to McDonalds for use in their hamburgers.
So I can get with teenage prostitutes after watching horses fight each other to the death? Book me a flight to the Philippines!
I'm in.
/M. Vick
Too soon?
Veterinary care is too expensive for most owners to bother with, so wounded horses are often killed for their meat and the choicest cuts barbecued and sold to the crowd.
Dr. care is expensive too when my hoes get in fights for that last chicken finger….Thank God I have some combat field medical training from the Ranger Corp. so that I can keep them around a few more days. Nothing like a good Hooker Thigh with your Merlot.
Rocky Barbaroa? no? ok……….
.45 or Desert Eagle?
I assume you mean a Desert Eagle .50. Myself personally I prefer good old 12 guage buck shot. If it can tear a hole through a titanium blade, it can tear a hole through a person. Bird shot is also really cool with a close range fleshy target.If the target is far away I prefer the .17HMR because you can get the "explosive" varmint rounds.
Christ, I didn't think I could be shocked anymore. I actually feel bad for the horses.
Nice work Philippines
See what happens when Mr. Ed talks shit
The Philipines sounds like the Ohio of the South Pacific
Hey look, Scarlett got a shitty highliter tattoo.
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Nice gloves, asshole.
LOL Yeah, someone post that link.
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I have to do everything.
"Ya gonna eat thunder and crap
lightningmanure."So if horseracing is the sport of Kings (mmm, dancers. FOCUS!) and boxing is the sweet science, this sounds like a pretty sweet sport to me.
Does that make you horny baby?
I gotta be honest it makes me horny. but then again I have a horse rape fetish