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The estranged wife of Los Angeles Dodgers coach Don Mattingly was arrested and charged with public intoxication and disorderly conduct after police say she refused to leave his property in Indiana. Police arrested 45-year-old Kim Mattingly after they were called to the home of the former Yankee first baseman to investigate reports of a person refusing to leave on Saturday, a probable cause affidavit said.
That's fucking awesome! So if my wife's being a relentless pain in the ass, I can just call the cops?
The couple filed for divorce in November on the grounds of irreconcilable differences. The divorce has not been finalized, and no further action has been taken.
Oh.
Kim Mattingly told investigators that Don Mattingly had taken her phone and she wanted it back, the affidavit said. Police spoke to Mattingly, who said he did not have the phone.
Great fucking police work there, fellas. Do you have it? No. Okay, have a nice day. Jesus fucking shit, why do people in Indiana even pay taxes? And irreconcilable differences? Isn't that code for "getting caught fucking the babysitter on the kitchen table?" I should have been a cop. They have laptops in police cruisers now, don't they?
- Monday Morning Punter
[Yahoo! Sports; photo via AP]
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Now that's a slump buster!!
So Don Mattingly married Reche Caldwell?
Actually, "irreconcilable differences" is legalese mumbo-jumbo for "you're old, I'm moving to LA." Also, ex-wives in Cali get half, while in Indiana they get arrested for trying to get their phones back. Advantage: hicks!
Mattingly, I thought I told you to shave those sideburns, you hippie! Get off my team, you're fired!
banging something like that will never get him in the Hall of Fame.
+1 Burnsy.
Kim Mattingly told investigators that Don Mattingly had taken her phone and she wanted it back, the affidavit said. Police spoke to Mattingly, who said he did not have the phone.
The affadavit added, "When police found the phone and searched the text message inbox, they found one unread message–'You dead, dawg. I ain't even bullshittin.'"
The man could, and apparently would, hit anything.
Any excuse to use a non-rapey screenshot from Clockwork Orange is a good excuse
Clearly she’s stunned… someone should press the Start button and give her an uppercut
Nice Nick Nolte hockey mullet, Mrs. Mattingly.
Estranged, huh? Sure you want to let her go?
+1 Alex.
Oddly, D-Wade is in her 5.
I know a cleat chaser when i see one….in 1976….
Jeeesus, I wonder how long she's been a drunk for? Donny Baseball's career says since 1982, but that picture says far far, farrr longer.
+1 right back at you HHY. And a +1 for you as well, Grimey.
Man, that chick is buggin'.
Glen Close has really, really let herself go.
It puts the lotion in the basket!
My standards are extremely low, but even I have to draw the line on this one.
However, I must compliment her on that totally flattering hairstyle. The girl knows how to work with what she's got.
@wwsm, Glenn Close had it??? You sir, are a gay man.
that's the face my girlfriend makes whenever i say we should have sex…
oh wait, i don't have a girlfriend… then who's making those faces at me?
@WWSM–Damages indeed.
@enrico pallazzo:
Why yes, I'm quite happy today! Thanks for caring!
@ spacepope
That's yourself…… In the Mirror……
Cops in Indiana are too busy trying to find all the drunk teenagers in Jack Trudeau's back yard.
/joke only people from Indiana will get.
I thought Don Mattingly was married to Wade Bogg's mustache?
@Pauly
Only MA would have let them do that, in which Don replied "Fuck that shit, have you ever seen the Pats play in a super bowl?"
hitting that? maybe i can envision the scenario.
but marrying that? unforgivable.
hey donnie baseball…it's called a hit and run. try it out sometime.
Steve Garvey wouldn't pump that.
You will read it right here first: The Mattingly Curse. The Yankees never won a world series with Mattingly on First. They won the year before he got there and the year after he left. The last time they won a world series was the year before he came back as a coach. Yankees win the World Series in 2009. Dodgers will just have Mattingly.