As we all know, the most important job for women and the best role model a young girl can have is that of a lingerie model. And Abigail Clancey — girlfriend of Liverpool's overrated 6-foot-7 striker Peter Crouch — is a lingerie model. So ladies, be sure to accessorize your translucent little black dress with a leopard-print thong like Abi did at the Brit Awards. It's the subtlest way to tell others that you're a jungle cat in bed, and much sexier than using eyeliner to draw whiskers and a cat's nose on your face. Believe me, I've tried. ROWR-ROWR!