LADIES, I HOPE YOU’RE TAKING NOTES
02.21.08
As we all know, the most important job for women and the best role model a young girl can have is that of a lingerie model. And Abigail Clancey — girlfriend of Liverpool's overrated 6-foot-7 striker Peter Crouch — is a lingerie model. So ladies, be sure to accessorize your translucent little black dress with a leopard-print thong like Abi did at the Brit Awards. It's the subtlest way to tell others that you're a jungle cat in bed, and much sexier than using eyeliner to draw whiskers and a cat's nose on your face. Believe me, I've tried. ROWR-ROWR!
Super-high-res available at sexy British lover Kickette. SEXY UPDATE: More pics at on 205th.
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That advice isn't just good for the ladies, chief.
I am of the opnion that most celeb women should walk around with us being able to see as much as possible. Preferably in my apartment.
Hey Abi, do you beleive in love at first site? Because I want to make your face look like a Pillsbury Toaster Strudel.
Jokes on him, with those narror hips she could only have 3 or 4 kids!
She has beautiful eyes.
/sensitive loser
Finally, a story I can sink my teeth into!
Turn around, bitch.
Awesome… leopard print underwear… kickass… beats the hell out of, oh I don't know, her boobs and hoo hoo.
I like the addition of the second ROWR. Change is good. Heavy is good, too. If it doesn't work, you can hit him with it.
She should have worn the matching bra.
Wait, what the hell am I saying?! She should have gone commando with that dress – and that body. Prude.
Abi's just being sensible. If your see-through mini-dress is going to show off your skivvies, then you might as well match them to your necklace. That way your ensemble still looks put-together, even when the dress comes off.
I would prefer white. Hides the semen stains.
Good God. The skin suit I could make outta that would complete my life's mission.
/threadjack
Bulls Traded Wallace! Yay!
/end
I’d like to do the robot… in her crotchal region.
Peter Crouch is NOT overrated.
/missing the point.
swany, be ready to displace the hate you had for wallace for larry hughes. they traded crap for crap.
Please take your basketball talk elsewhere. This weblog (or "blog") is about hot babes, not sports.
/end penis-jack
Wait a minute, since when do chicks dig soccer players?
Gross. This chick is too fat.
Did she win a Brit?
@Hawk: Probably ought to go with an off-white dress. My bedside sock's somewhere between eggshell and ivory.
Crouch looks like a cross between Gareth on the UK Office and Manute Bol. And you're telling me he's pulling in this quality tail?
Boooooooooo!
Quality tail? What I'd like is to see that quality tail. Where are the pictures from the other side?
Yeah, jeers to the photographers for no backyard pix. Jeers!
Update: and now I've stroked so hard my dong is detached from my body. Bye, dong.
@Shan:
Since they were the most famous and respected (not to mention rich) athletes in the world?
quit being a ethnocentric redneck.
Big 'Ol Titties and labia
Now that I got that out of the way, enjoy Larry and Drew, Bulls fans!!!
Anal gape.
@ondadownlow
Hey, moron, quit being an oversensitive, ignorant, troll. "Ethnocentric", you fucking idiot, how about recognizing sarcasm, or just reading your adress bar to see where on the internet you are at.
Zing!
My God, nice ass.
@ Shan
lol @ you trolling and then accusing me of trolling. YOU KNOW that soccer player get best tail (as this site aludes to time and time again) yet you entered this threat to be nothing but a hateful ETHNOCENTRIC troll.
You knew that your comment would be offensive to billions of people who like soccer, and you still wrote it and reveled in it. And you are accusing me of being "ignorant"?
Troll.
lol @ you trolling and then accusing me of trolling. YOU KNOW that soccer player get best tail (as this site aludes to time and time again) yet you entered this threat to be nothing but a hateful ETHNOCENTRIC troll.
Well, your grammar sucks and you used "lol"…so that pretty much sums up that you are a douche.
ok there "enrico". lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol i must be a douche right
oh btw, grammar is very important on the internet. Just ask the grammar scholar "enrico".
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