Okay, puritanical American traditions, you may be able to force the Kings' Royal Court dancers to wear pants or skirts, but NOTHING can stop them from showing off their underwear. Although this may be the most popular method, as you can see from the photo above — courtesy an anonymous tipster — the Royal Court is also deft at showing off their G-strings while on the Maloofs' clock. Believe me ladies, I understand: I deal with the struggle against pants every day. When your crotch has magical healing powers like mine does, you just want to share it with the world. At least, that's what I told the prosecutor.
While I'm on the subject of NBA dance teams, I'd be remiss if I didn't point you in the direction of Don Chavez, who has a couple posts about the Wizards' dancers kinda-not-really misbehaving. It's worth your time to check it out, but not my time to make a whole gallery and post about it.
Previously: SACRAMENTO KINGS DANCERS ARE AWESOME
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Where the hot women at?
I think the moral of this story for all of these dancers is that the IRS considers having sex with me to be a HUGE tax write off.
That reminds me, I need to stop by Publix on the way home and pick up some paper bags
They're better from behind, no?
I really hope those are temporary tats, especially on the blonde. "VOTE"? Yes, I agree we should all exercise that right, but that's hardly what you want to be looking at while riding her from behind. Very unsexy.
The blonde on the right in-between the redheads looks like when Alec Baldwin pulled out his face in Beetlejuice.
Wow- that is a great way to pick up my day. Excuse me while I book a flight to Sacramento.
damn, the redhead on the left in the second picture has some crazy fucking eyes.
The blonde has the Marmalard face going.
The blonde on the right in-between the redheads looks like
when Alec BaldwinVlade Divac in drag.I guess what I'm trying to say is that I would probably screw Vlade Divac…but only if he wore a wig.
They all look better in the dark….
Is it fair of me to just leave it at "I'd hit it"?
@ Shan
I'm proud to say that I'd bruise their innards as well.
I'd plow the blonde between the redheads, but only because I'm into horse faced Jewish gals. oieeeeeeeeeee vayyyyyyyyyyyy
a disrespectful representation of northern california women, however a trumph for horse-faced gym dikes.
The "dark" of your cellar, Doog?
Let's play a little game called just the tip. or ouch your on my hair
As a Northern California ex-pat, I have to say that Sacramento is not exactly a hotbed for the females. Now, if you head north a few miles to Chico…
I'm gonna have to call a doctor because it's been more than four hours…….
So…are they strippers or dancers?
Enrico: yes
/Waves to Fox News.
Well. Twisted Sister's Dee Snider in a pink thong. How about that.
/ruefully zips up pants
In that one where the girl has her back to the camera, I went to high school with the girl on the left. No fooling. Her name's Heidi Lish. That was her name back then anyway, she's might have gotten married and I think last year was her last year on the squad. She was by far the hottest girl in the school. She was pretty cool and fun, too. Hey, Heidi! Call me, we'll catch up.
Hmm if i said i wanted to go beaver hunting would you guys want to go. ITS ALL THE BEAVER YOU CAN EAT!!! WHERE THE HELL IS SISQO WHEN YOU NEED HIM TH ETHONG SONG