KIMBO SLICE ISN’T EXACTLY FRIENDLY
02.19.08Make no mistake: Kimbo Slice has a long way to go before he can even step in the ring with a bona fide UFC fighter, but that doesn't mean that a huge, ripped black man with an unkempt beard and devastating fists isn't terrifying. I wouldn't go anywhere near him without pepper spray and mace. This mace.
Anyway, here he is in last weekend's Elite XC fight against Tank Abbott, which may or may not be the stage name of Bam Margera's father.
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Tank Abbott used to be in WCW…still makes me laugh
Too bad the ref didn't get caught with that left hook at 1:30 in. I totally would have L O L-ed.
Kimbo might be good, but it's hard to say, considering of the two guys he's fought, the first tapped when he got breathed on wrong, and the second is a 42-year-old with a 9-13 record.
Though I am impressed that Elite XC managed to find an announcer even more annoying than Mike Goldberg.
I would need a shot gun with the mace…Slice is one scary looking mother fucker…
"that's how a nigga eat"
The commentator is Mauro Ranallo he used to to Pride's blow by blow. He also used to be a heel/manager in professional wrestling and not even major organizations.
I'm no MME expert, but it would appear to me that Kimbo took pity on the fool.
Kimbo slice was raised by a pack of wild wolves… At least that's what Stone Fox told me.
Kimbo looks oddly like the guy who begs for change outside my subway stop every morning. Er, except the guy at the subway has an eyepatch.
of the two guys he's fought…
might i suggest some of his more vintage work.
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wow, Granville Waiters has really hit the juice since leaving the NBA.
I find it hard to believe that Kimbo can beat anyone without his crew of 20 guys there to officiate the fight. NO KNEES! NO KNEES!
"Kimbo Slice calls himself a bear." So you boys will know which Meat Packing District bar to find him in later.
In a post fight interview Kimbo asked, "Hey, where the white women at?"
Though I am impressed that Elite XC managed to find an announcer even more annoying than Mike Goldberg.
Oddly enough, they even found another Goldberg that's more annoying than Mike Goldberg.
Did you know that there is no chin underneath Kimbo Slice's Beard, only another fist…
/Slaps self in back of head.
According to Wikipedia, he has a son named Kevlar.
Why did he name his son Kevlar? Because he fucking can.
Tank Abbot? Is Kimbo fighting Rocky next?
"It ain't cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving."
That dude's a MMA fighter? Henry Abbott looks tougher than him.
@289: I woulda gone with Jim Abbott. He sucks at throwing combos.
Somehow it's slipped past those gatekeepers of sports knowledge and quality journalism at ESPN, but Kimbo Slice has apparently spent the last few years as an enforcer for an online porn outfit ([www.realitykings.com]=). They apparently even sell his fight videos and t-shirts with him on them along with their site swag, and he appears in most of the vids as a bodyguard/enforcer.
And it looks like his ringside posse is made up of the folks from those sites.
Tank Abbot? Is Kimbo fighting Rocky next?
Not yet. His next fight is against Thunderlips, then Clubber Lang & then Rocky. Then I believe it's heavyweight turned bantamweight Tommy "The HIV man" Morrison.
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OMFG. I just lol'd so hard my nose hurts.