Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon always comes across as a 15-year-old goof-off trapped in the body of a big league pitcher, so I guess it's no surprise that he can't read two sentences in Spanish without fucking up and channeling Chris Farley. Thanks for this video goes to the Cape Cod Times, who must have spent weeks putting together the 25 seconds of credits for a 55-second video.
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Isn't that Red Soxs closer?
I love that the first word he trips over is Fenway. That's such a tricky Spanish word that means to suck cock.
Hola! Fuck off!
"Hola me llamo es Jonathan Papelbon. Yo gusto pitos grandes."
Don't they have guys on the team that already speak Spanish ? fucking idiot Red Soxes.
Your name is Jonathan Papelbon? That doesn't help me find the nearest library.
Creo que no mas escrito a los boston red sox. gracias. mi cabesa duele mucho este hora y usted no ayuda con el mismo crapola a los sox.
I bet he would have no problem speaking DOUCHE.
Fenway can be mistakes for "ven guey". Which is like saying "come here, stupid" Guey literally means "ox", and is a negative term like "fool" or "ni**a" but it's used as a term of endearment more like "dude".
Got an idea for the show? Yeah, go fuck yourselves.
'son-of-bitch shit'
I expect better from the Cape Cod Times.
What is the spanish equivalent for “I once ate Rich Garces’ shit.”
I preferred it when he was on Letterman talking about Big Papi's affinity for bedazzling.
stick to the jigging, Lord of the Dunce
The Pride of Louisiana
Either I blew a funny fuse or this is as funny as the entire cast of SNL from 2008
/drinks haterade