Here's a vintage Asics commercial from Japan, and just as fully developed women with large breasts help sell beer in America, so too do schoolgirl crotch shots for athletic shoes in Japan. Which makes sense. After all, isn't toeing the line of child pornography laws Japan's national sport? You need a good pair of shoes for that. (Ether-flavored candy sold separately.)
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Sweet and sour? Where's my eggroll?
To be honest, I thought a squid was gonna slither out of there and tie her shoes for her. What can I say, I see the glass half-full.
God help us if Thailand ever makes athletic shoe commercials.
“Ether-flavored candy sold separately.”
There goes my patent idea! Damnit!
I've got a pair of Onitsuka Tigers and curiously enough, whenever i put them on i get flashbacks of a portly Japanese fella on his hands and knees staring at my crotch too. I don't wear them that often anymore.
You should see the Japanese ads for child porn. Talk about a little much.
Something's awfully fishy about that commercial.
Damn the U.S. and it's censorship laws!
Asics Tigers are rawesome