Before I bounce out of here, I want to thank Matt for the chance to actually contribute to a blog that I've enjoyed immensely since its inception. Actually attempting to do what he's done for well over a year now, I have an even greater appreciation for all the work he puts into entertaining and enlightening us every day. Thanks to Kevin DeBruin for all of his help and just being a pretty cool guy, and to 289 for all of his image wizardry. I look forward to bothering them in a more social context in the future.
Most of you know that you can continue reading me at KSK, where we'll be spending the NFL offseason shitting on everything under the sun. Ape will take care of your Wednesday morning and The Uff should resume command around noon. Thanks for the time. Hope we can do it again soon.
UPDATE: I saw the first photo on Deadspin. Fuck that shit.
- Monday Morning Punter
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Strahan wishes the Giants had won the Stanley Cup so he could eat some bacon and aaaigs out of it.
Oh, and thanks, MMP.
Duckin' out early to bail out Mattingly's old lady eh?
Oh hey, Eli Manning has his mouth open in that picture. I never would've guessed!
MMP, that is the sappiest farewell a sportsblogger has ever written. Not even a f* off or you assholes can die after I'm gone. I'm personally very dissappointed.
@woodrow: Eat my shit, buddy. It's bitter-fucking-sweet, ya dig?
Punter, me and my fellow ham-fisted mongoloids don't know how to react to a blogger being nice to us. We're used to Ufford's textually raping us day in and day out.
Forgive us.
I like Eli's hair. Very Buck Rogers.
Wait, Uff was gone for a week? Where the hell was I?
Punter, your departure leaves a much-needed void in
Strahan's teethour hearts.I'm already sick of the New York Giants and New Yorkers. I can't wait for them to go 8-8 next year.
I look forward to bothering them in a more social context in the future.
At Buffalo Billiards? Nice work, Punter.
That's more like it!!!!
good night, funny man…
bothering them in a more social context
that is actually a direct quote from one of the 7 restraining orders filed against me in the past 6 months.
Thanks for your hard work; see you on
Rainbow Queerbait!KSK!UPDATE: One of these isn't the same.
UPDATE:
When did we start allowing terrorist broads to play HS sports?
/// joins NRA, shoots self in face.
"Who needsd martyrdom?" thought Raji. "The easiest way to surround myself with virgins is joining a womens' volleyball team!"
Good on ya, Mickey Mouse's Penis.
You know those guitars that are, like, double guitars?
You can almost see her ankles… that’s so hot
From top left: Dude, Maybe, Dude, Dude, Dude, No, No, Yes, Yes, Maybe, No, Yes, No, No, Yes, No, Ball, Ball.
Coming this summer. Sister Act III: Bump, Set, Spike. A Michael Bay picture.
I'd bet Osi would like to take a #2 on #1.
For those of you who like to yell their actual name while furiously beating off:
[wsuathletics.cstv.com]
"Take that shit, Mallory!" Wait…Mallory? Thats a name for a girl with low self-esteem and a poor body image. Just how I like them…
/beats off furiously-er
Haha, My wife played for them last year, and has been featured on Saint Andrews Net.
Wow.
Yes, so has my wife.
I did my undergrad there. I saw girls on campus (I think they were girls) with their whole body & face covered, just a little slit for the eyes. Hahaha I said little slit.
I also a bum black guy bathing in the sink in the men's room. That's Detroit for ya!
Hey, thanks for stepping in and guarding the fort. Its been reals.
@ apeek & burnsy: thank you.
No problem. I enjoy sharing my wives every morning.
UES said "no" to #11 but "yes" to the broad in the yellow windbreaker?
WTF?
who the hell is "Uff"?
@Tim: You underestimate my love for yellow windbreakers and women in power positions. It was tough not to drop a 'Yes' on the head coach because of this reason.