This is 6'2" senior guard J.J. Ross from Hermiston High School in Oregon throwing down a somewhat good dunk in a game last Friday.
"The next day when we went back to school, they showed all the kids at class and everybody was amazed by it," said Ross, a 6-2 guard sr. guard with a 38-inch vertical leap. "I've got it on a DVD at my house. I've been replaying it probably like a hundred times."
If you think that's impressive, you should have seen what I did in high school. I wrote three resolutions that got passed through the Model U.N. Security Council in two days. Fucking THREE, man. I condemned the FUCK out of some African genocide. I totally got laid after that. It was like three years later and I was in college, but still. Pretty impressive, right?
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Get over yourself, kid, black people are supposed to dunk.
//if this kid is white, strike this post from the record but maintain my stance on the stereotyping
The best part was when he dunked it! NOTHING FIRES UP A TEAM LIKE A DUNK! (as UC Bearcats fans have been convincing themselves for years)
What the hell does Morgan Freeman think he is doing wearing that whiteface?! Motherfucker; I am so God'damn'd offended right now.
Wait. Uff, you were in model U.N.??? Fucking fag. Tell Ralph Quimby that he's a fag too.
I'm not that impressed by the dunk or your model UN achievements.
I masturbated at a urinal.
That's 10x better then that shitty dunk.
"If you think that's impressive, you should have seen what I did in high school."
I made six hash pipes from the science lab and wood shop in two days, and never got caught!!! All the pot heads loved me, and I got free dope for a week!!!
HHY's top h.s. achievement: once grabbed a teacher's ass while drunk at a football game.
I was not a good student.
I also got a couple of the Varsity Letter girls drunk and banged them in my Yugo. They don't remember it because they blacked out…But I do…
Doogie, you can be honest with us. Drunk:Blacked-out = Drugged: Tied up in the basement, tortured, then labotomized to prevent recurring memories.
How the hell did Reggie Nelson get so many commenting accounts
maybe i'd be impressed if he had done it on the hoop above the bleachers in the background. maybe.
Swany, technicalities…It is all about what can be proven.
Chris Andersen is impressed it took him fewer than 20 takes.
That was you? Moldova is still pissed.
Your academic achievements in high school prevented you from uttering sentences like, "I've been replaying it probably like a hundred times." So you've got that going for you.
J.J. Ross = Jumpin' Jehosaphat Ross?
Damn good throw, the ball almost went in the hoop by itself