I haven't so much as written the words "swimsuit issue" since I essentially live-blogged looking at it on Tuesday, but I understand that I'm writing for a pro-Marisa Miller audience, so here she is on Letterman to unveil the cover.
You know, I don't think I'd really noticed before, but she's kind of attractive.
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too bad she's dressed like an 80's Vegas waitress
I can see why MDS isn't a fan of that.
/slices own jugular with rusty knife
too bad ? you can she plenty of leg and clevage.
nice way to follow the last post.
*see , not she dummy
i hate to be the voice of dissent here, and i'll give you that she looks fucking spectacular in her SI photos, but when i see her moving around on talk shows she always looks like a Real Doll. and granted, i would pay a LOT of money for a marissa miller Real Doll, but it kind of ruins it for me to know that it would just be a copy of the one they've been taking pictures of this whole time.
She old.
Schwing! Wait. Melissa who? Never heard of him.
She looks great, but she doesn't swallow.
Now the With Leather crowd will think I'm cool. Wait…did I say that or just think it?Wait, Paul isn't gay?
Bravo to the SI photoshopper.
Dear God people!!! Has the previous gay posts taken ahold of you all?!?! This is the finest piece of ass out there right now…Next to the chick I have down stairs, once the wounds heal up and everything, but damn people…She is grade A!
Dear God people!!! Has the previous gay posts taken ahold of you all?!?!
Amen. I'd kill every single one of you fat ponestrokes to get even the slightest whiff of her day-old knee sweat.
Ponestrokes?
Will begin using that immediately.
Ponestrokes? *frantically searches urban dictionary* She looks alot like Jessica Simpson.
Yes, I stroke my corn bread. Why do you ask?
(Not directed at WhyDoYouAsk)
Never heard of her.
What freaks me out is that when she moves her hard that her hair doesn't move, at all.
It looks like female lego hair, only more faker.