02.18.08 FINALLY, A DATING WEBSITE FOR NASCAR FANS
Good news, NASCAR fans. Are you tired of women in the infield who get drunk and eagerly show their breasts, but won't consent to a quiet romantic moment at the track? Meet Me at the Races, the "first singles website devoted to motor sports lovers," has launched to unite those race fans wandering the grandstand with full hearts and empty 22 oz Bud Lights.
Singles who thrill to the sounds of big engines and the sight of racing cars can log on to www.meetmeattheraces.com, the first dating website dedicated to racing and romance – just in time for the February start of the NASCAR racing season.
Racing enthusiasts who want to meet like-minded singles may be surprised to learn that throughout the nation, on weekend days and nights, stadiums are packed with eligible fans – many of them single – cheering on their favorite auto racing heroes.
Whoa, now just stop right there. Are you telling me that the scores of goateed drunks in sleeveless shirts stumbling around at auto races are SINGLE? Ladies, calm down! Form a line. There's plenty to go 'round.
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FINALLY, A DATING WEBSITE FOR NASCAR FANS
Better looking girls too Rask.
There is only one solution to this problem. The North should do what was necessary a long time ago, and succeed from the South. Let them have all those queers in Cali too. And we are going to have to annex Miami.
Isn't Miami part of Puerto Cuba anyway?
No that's Costa Ricolumbia. They have a similar flavor though.
Ricolumbia? Like the throat lozenge? A crafty people those beaners.
I'm shocked to find that the "Music - Jazz" and "Foreign Movies" discussion forums aren't doing so hot.
http://www.meetmeattheraces.com/forum/
Can someone tell me about romantic quiet places for a couple to get acquainted at the tracks?
I hear the hot dog stands set the mood perfectly. Too bad the guy who answered that question said autograph lines, you would think these people knew more about getting women ALONE for the rape.
I can't speak for all of you, at least not until the psychoactive drugs kick in, but i reckon it would be a unanimous NO across the board there.
Male to female ration: 850,000 to 1
The Venn Diagram intersection between this site and J-Date is probably very small.
think we'll see a "dale earnhard" 88 special from Trojan advertised on this site?
Swanychitown: You might mean secede, as in withdrawing from an organization. On the other hand, "succeed" works, too.
We’ll take the Mexicans - they are rebuilding our houses one adobe shack at a time.
But, you can keep California. Too many fruits and nuts.
http://NascarMatch.com is a much better site!
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