Good news, NASCAR fans. Are you tired of women in the infield who get drunk and eagerly show their breasts, but won't consent to a quiet romantic moment at the track? Meet Me at the Races, the "first singles website devoted to motor sports lovers," has launched to unite those race fans wandering the grandstand with full hearts and empty 22 oz Bud Lights.
Singles who thrill to the sounds of big engines and the sight of racing cars can log on to www.meetmeattheraces.com, the first dating website dedicated to racing and romance – just in time for the February start of the NASCAR racing season.
Racing enthusiasts who want to meet like-minded singles may be surprised to learn that throughout the nation, on weekend days and nights, stadiums are packed with eligible fans – many of them single – cheering on their favorite auto racing heroes.
Whoa, now just stop right there. Are you telling me that the scores of goateed drunks in sleeveless shirts stumbling around at auto races are SINGLE? Ladies, calm down! Form a line. There's plenty to go 'round.
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"the scores of goateed drunks in sleeveless shirts stumbling around at auto races"
You're referring to the women, right?
Just make sure you don’t accidentally type in meetmeatattheraces.com
Are you telling me that the scores of goateed drunks in sleeveless shirts stumbling around at auto races are SINGLE?
Yet an even more startling revelation is that they are encouraging these people to meet and breed… America; Brace yourselves…
Finaly, an answer to blackplanet.com.
I mistaken to have bitched about the Danica photos. Please, please give me another chance before I eat cyanide. Fuck me, that's terrible hair.
Please don't let my dad find out about this site. The last thing I need is a third stepmother.
consent?
christ, ufford. sometimes its like i dont even know you anymore
not interested in the least bit in a website called "meet me at the races". However a webste called "Meet meat her aces" has me completely intrigued….what to do
That absolute best part about that site?
Under "Language", "English" is the only choice available. What are Italian NASCAR fans to do?
FINALLY! An easy way to meet frumpy, homely single women, and I don't even have to leave my computer./living out a dream
@thunder
I was more shocked to see it spelled 'English' and not 'Anglush'.
I do not want to Git-r-done, nor will have the need to in the future.
Please pick your racial background:
A) White
B) Not going to be meeting your parents
Does this mean there will be no end-of-season post? And i'm not entirely sure what the thing with the white mane is in the middle picture up top, but I'm pretty sure I'd fuck it.
Its times like these I wish mexicans would just take over the south.
It's Sponsered by Bud, Viagra and White Tail, no not very subtle at all
Does this cater to Indy or F1 fans? I haven't noticed a "Faggot" section yet.
This website is going to be huge at Ohio public libraries. They might as well set it as the home page.
There's no way the target audience is gonna get past that domain name. I'm guessing 20-30 misspelled variations are gonna redirect.
Can't imagine whowantstofuckinaportajohn.com has been registered.
Lost in all this debate is the fact that used Skoal is a highly effective spermicidal lubricant.
Its times like these I wish mexicans would just take over the south.
If that happens, then the NASCAR's would keep getting stolen. Plus, you try to fit 8 mexicans in The Car of the Future to do a drive-by.
Good point Pauly. Can we send the south to Mexico?
Last thing I want to hear is Git-R-Done in spanish.
Its times like these I wish mexicans would just take over the south.
patience, grasshopper. patience.
Can't be worse than Deadspin After Hours.
Better looking girls too Rask.
There is only one solution to this problem. The North should do what was necessary a long time ago, and succeed from the South. Let them have all those queers in Cali too. And we are going to have to annex Miami.
Isn't Miami part of Puerto Cuba anyway?
No that's Costa Ricolumbia. They have a similar flavor though.
Ricolumbia? Like the throat lozenge? A crafty people those beaners.
I'm shocked to find that the "Music – Jazz" and "Foreign Movies" discussion forums aren't doing so hot.
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Can someone tell me about romantic quiet places for a couple to get acquainted at the tracks?
I hear the hot dog stands set the mood perfectly. Too bad the guy who answered that question said autograph lines, you would think these people knew more about getting women ALONE for the rape.
I can't speak for all of you, at least not until the psychoactive drugs kick in, but i reckon it would be a unanimous NO across the board there.
Male to female ration: 850,000 to 1
The Venn Diagram intersection between this site and J-Date is probably very small.
think we'll see a "dale earnhard" 88 special from Trojan advertised on this site?
Swanychitown: You might mean secede, as in withdrawing from an organization. On the other hand, "succeed" works, too.
We’ll take the Mexicans – they are rebuilding our houses one adobe shack at a time.
But, you can keep California. Too many fruits and nuts.
[NascarMatch.com] is a much better site!