02.18.08 FINALLY, A DATING WEBSITE FOR NASCAR FANS

"the scores of goateed drunks in sleeveless shirts stumbling around at auto races"

You're referring to the women, right?

Just make sure you don’t accidentally type in meetmeatattheraces.com

Are you telling me that the scores of goateed drunks in sleeveless shirts stumbling around at auto races are SINGLE?

Yet an even more startling revelation is that they are encouraging these people to meet and breed…  America; Brace yourselves…

Finaly, an answer to blackplanet.com.

I mistaken to have bitched about the Danica photos. Please, please give me another chance before I eat cyanide. Fuck me, that's terrible hair.

Please don't let my dad find out about this site. The last thing I need is a third stepmother.

consent?

christ, ufford. sometimes its like i dont even know you anymore

not interested in the least bit in a website called "meet me at the races". However a webste called "Meet meat her aces" has me completely intrigued….what to do

That absolute best part about that site?

Under "Language", "English" is the only choice available. What are Italian NASCAR fans to do?

FINALLY! An easy way to meet frumpy, homely single women, and I don't even have to leave my computer./living out a dream

@thunder

I was more shocked to see it spelled 'English' and not 'Anglush'. 

I do not want to Git-r-done, nor will have the need to in the future.

Please pick your racial background:

A) White

B) Not going to be meeting your parents

Does this mean there will be no end-of-season post?  And i'm not entirely sure what the thing with the white mane is in the middle picture up top, but I'm pretty sure I'd fuck it. 

Its times like these I wish mexicans would just take over the south.

It's Sponsered by Bud, Viagra and White Tail, no not very subtle at all

Does this cater to Indy or F1 fans?  I haven't noticed a "Faggot" section yet.

This website is going to be huge at Ohio public libraries. They might as well set it as the home page. 

There's no way the target audience is gonna get past that domain name. I'm guessing 20-30 misspelled variations are gonna redirect.  

Can't imagine whowantstofuckinaportajohn.com has been registered. 

Lost in all this debate is the fact that used Skoal is a highly effective spermicidal lubricant.

Its times like these I wish mexicans would just take over the south.

If that happens, then the NASCAR's would keep getting stolen. Plus, you try to fit 8 mexicans in The Car of the Future to do a drive-by.

Good point Pauly. Can we send the south to Mexico?

Last thing I want to hear is Git-R-Done in spanish.

Its times like these I wish mexicans would just take over the south.

patience, grasshopper. patience.

Can't be worse than Deadspin After Hours.