I still maintain that Shaquille O'Neal is useless if you need anything more than a great quote or a doorstop, so it's good to see that something worthwhile has finally come from his trade to the Suns: a press conference featuring Steve Kerr, Mike D'Antonio, Shawn Marion, and Shaq… as interviewed by the cast of "Days of Our Lives." I guess the NBA was really on point with that "Where Melodrama Happens" campaign.
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too bad there wasn't an interview with steve nash, and they could've tied in the fact that he left marion for shaq and tied it in to episode 10525 where Bo leaves Willow for Hope and willow is so distraught she breaks into Bo and Hope's home to…. uhh…. grrr football.
Great. Now where's the Pau Gasol trade / "El Sol nunca revuelva" mash up?
In other news, Leandro Barbossa is pregnant with Shawn Marion’s baby
Or the Elijah Dukes trade/"Law & Order" mash up? <dum-DUM…>
Stefano DiMera is the Phoenix.
yeah, I've been known to watch Days of Our Lives, wanna fight about it ?
Did a local news station just do something funny that didn't involve an Ohio State fan getting caught jacking off in a library?
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How can we get Law and Order SVU involved in this? I know, we can get Kobe involved in a rape case! What???