Superstud Arkansas running back Darren McFadden turned in one of the most impressive performances of the scouting combine when he ran a blistering 4.27 in the 40-yard dash. But that may not be the only thing that's blistering if he keeps having so much unprotected sex. From the AJC's Falcons blog:
[N]ews got out that Arkansas running back Darren McFadden is not only battling a paternity suit, but that he told a team during an interview Saturday night that he has two children on the way. In addition to meeting with the Falcons, he met with the Raiders, who pick fourth in the draft, and several other teams.
Whoa. Now just hold the phone here for a second. McFadden's in college and he's ALREADY having sex? He really is a stud. I mean, I guess I'd heard stories of sex happening on other campuses, but I always figured it was urban legend. Maybe I shouldn't have gone to Northwestern.
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Three illegitamate kids? Fucking fag.
/Travis Henry
good point HHY, he's only 1/3 the man Travis Henry is.
You deserved a sexless college experience going to NW'rn. Everyone in IL knows that all the hot, slutty, and most importantly, unsmart, girls go to Carbondale. Oh yeah…drunk too, that might actually be the most important, I'll have to double-check my algorithm. Oh shit…I just blew my cover, I didn't go there either.
He's no Shawn Kemp
The only thing I need to know is can he hold on to a football?
In addition to meeting with the Falcons, he met with the Raiders…
I wouldn't worry too much. If he's really worth his salt, he'll have illegitimate kids in Oakland and Atlanta in about 9 months.
Darren McFadden is faster than mere latex.
He completed his 40 in 4.27 seconds. I've also done that; I think it was King Cobra.
"He ain't no pimp, ask my pops." -Soon to be replaced Justin Fargas.
@ UU
Technically, he is only 3/5ths the man I am…
Also, that 40 time is innacurate, he ran a 4.33.00 [sportsillustrated.cnn.com]
Oh, and Jonathan Stewart shit his pants.
He'll fit in great with Tony Romo in Dallas when the Fins trade their pick. Wait, what do you mean they're drafting Howie Long's kid?
Different reports say either a 4.27 or a 4.33. Either way, it's fucking fast. And a joke about unprotected sex would have been a lot cooler here.
DoucheNozzle ( nice handle, btw)
True, he hasn't put up Kemp numbers yet, but you have to admit, 3 is pretty impressive and he's not even in a professional league yet.
He may be on pace to have 10-12 little McBastards running around before his career is over. Oh, well, as long as he doesnt mind sharing that #1 draft pick money with his baby-mommas, I got no problem with it.
Sorry, I thought poop jokes were still en vogue. I still think Mendenhall's 4.4 at 230lbs or so is more impressive.
Everyone in IL knows that all the hot, slutty, and most importantly, unsmart, girls go to
CarbondaleIndiana.Meanwhil Mike Hart flies under the radar with his stealthy 12.67.
Fine, I'll make the "he sure hits the hole hard" joke. I'll be that guy.
This really isn't fair to D-Mac. I mean, seriously, haven't most of the Arkansas coeds already pumped out 3-4 kids before they went to "college"?
Cmon D-Mac – butt sex is wild and won't cause no child!