02.29.08 CRAPPY PITCHER MEETS CRAPPY MUSICIAN
hung out with Kenny G. His idol Kenny G.
[Batista] spent 20 minutes backstage with his musical idol, Seattle native Kenny G. They talked music, baseball and saxophone breathing techniques in a private waiting area before Batista was serenaded with his very own Kenny G session.
"He played for me," Batista said. "It was my favorite song, 'Alone.' Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."
Completely devoid of musical taste, more like. That's a real holy trinity of awesomeness, Miguel: God, Sandy Koufax, and Kenny G. I guarantee you that no other Mariners fan hates the M's as much as I do.
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CRAPPY PITCHER MEETS CRAPPY MUSICIAN
Man, I haven't heard a good Kenny G album since the last time I was in an elevator…. Or had a shotgun in my mouth reaching for the trigger with my big toe….. QUEERS!
Sandy Koufax > God > Everything else > Kenny G
That's not Kenny G… that's Sara Gilbert from Roseanne
How come Bernie Williams didn't bring his guitar?
As if Matt didn't have his Homeboy G blaring during his assault on Iraq. Seattle in tha tank, REPRESENT!!
"Seattle native?" The Pacific Northwest really spawned some musical giants: Hendrix. Cobain. G. Y'all should be prouder of the Green River Killer.
I am sure the Mariners are going to have "The G" perform the Star Spangle Banner before game time now. Those Mariner fans are such hipsters!
He grew up in Seattle, and his biggest musical inspiration is… Kenny G.
cough homolistenstowhat? cough
Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God.
Throw in dinner, a movie, and a strangulation from Doogie and he has lead a very rich life.
Throw in dinner, a movie, and a strangulation from Doogie…
and you have 3 things I would enjoy more than spending time with Kenny G.
Don't get any smart ideas, Doogie.
WWSM, you are a fucken tease my friend.
the G in Kenny G. stands for gay.
WWSM, you are a fucken tease my friend.
Around these parts, it's called "being a heterosexual."
Around these parts, it's called "being a heterosexual."
You mean "Metrosexual."
I love the Almost Live! bit where they parodied Kenny G's 45 minute note with a guy playing it on an electric keyboard, only to fall asleep and somebody wake him up and disturb him a few seconds before breaking the record.
Inside joke for those who live in the Northwest.
saxophone breathing techniques…
Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?
In that picture, Miguel's penis looks a lot like a saxaphone.
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