CHRIS BERMAN THANKS AL MICHAELS
02.12.08I can't get enough of Berman acting like the asshole we've always known him to be, and for that ampex2000 should win some kind sports humanitarian award. If ampex's interview with Deadspin is any indication, this might be the last of the underground Berman videos, so enjoy it. I haven't heard someone call Al Michaels "fuckhead" since… well, the last time I watched Sunday Night Football. But still, it's way more fun to watch someone famous do it.

SLB – Sweet, cuz i just gave her my credit card number and she’s gonna book us a sexy trip sometime soon! this is gonna be awwwwesome.
Wonder why people don’t do this more often.
@Merk: Then you get to have the lovely Hot-Cat69 staring at you all day long. And yes, she really does live in your area.
@SLB: But what if I WANT to know how to make my penis bigger? Also, a-hole Chris Berman is much better than normal Chris Berman. Kinda like drunk Joe Namath. And PROFESSOR Barney.
@SLB – what if i can’t download shit on my work computer? eh smarty pants?
Am I the only one starting to like Chris Berman more and more with every new post?
@ Shan (and others)
If you don't want the SEX SEARCH ads all over the page while at work, download Firefox and install the NoScript add-on from the Mozilla website. It allows you to allow/block certain scripts from each webpage, which gets rid of the ads. Just choose to allow withleather.com and fatpenguinmedia.com. You'll also have to allow the various sites for embedded videos to work.
It also blocks a lot of nasty stuff if you happen to peruse a lot of lady sites. So my friend told me…
Al!
/Peggy Bundy
That Berman has a clever nickname for everybody!
Chris knows better than to fuck with Bob Costas. NO ONE fucks with Bob Costas.
I'm surprised he didn't drop a "You Can Call Him" Al Michaels.
Burnsy, seconded.
The only way ampex2000 would lose would be if we somehow scored a tell-all interview with Al Michaels' hairpiece.
"How you like the taste of that… fuckhead?"
I'm sorry, but I like Berman about ten times more now. He likes wine, painkillers, talks shit about co-workers and creepily hits on average looking makeup girls. My kind of guy.
I hereby nominate ampex2000 for the inaugural Marisa Miller Excellence in Sports Blogging Contributions Lifetime Achievement Award.