BRUCE PEARL GROPED ERIN ANDREWS
02.25.08This video made the rounds this weekend while I was busy fine-tuning my Oscar ballot (The Bourne Utimatum for sound editing AND sound mixing! HOLLA!), and it's a pretty good one. Going into halftime of Saturday night's #1 versus #2 showdown between Memphis and Tennessee, ESPN sideline reporter/sports nerd fantasy Erin Andrews asked Vols coach/sweatiest man alive Bruce Pearl how Memphis was containing Chris Lofton. Pearl answered with a demonstration. Apparently the Tigers were grabbing Lofton's ass with both hands and rubbing their erect penises on his leg. Weird defense, but it sounds effective.
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Mmmmm, open faced club sandwich…
What is it with this guy and taped conversations?
"Apparently the Tigers were grabbing Lofton's ass with both hands and rubbing their erect penises on his leg."
Ahhhh the Prince Defence.
Bruce Pearl.
Pimp. Player. Hustler.
The Humpty Dance is your chance …to grope the Andrews.
Your move, Pat Summit
(shudder)
Apparently the Tigers were grabbing Lofton's ass with both hands and rubbing their erect penises on his leg. Weird defense, but it sounds effective.
Vince Carter is strangely impervious to this defense.
Pat Summit would be ALL OVER Erin if you gave her the chance.
I was dying when i saw this….both because it was hilarious and because he got to grope Erin Andrews.
Much of the team spent half time smelling Bruce Pearl's hands.
First thing he says after she pulls away –
"They're doing a good job of… making his touches difficult."
"grabbing Lofton's ass with both hands and rubbing their erect penises on his leg"
Isn't that how you're supposed to play defense? That's what the guy at the rec center told me. Should I feel violated now?
She’s lucky, he could have gave her a Pearl necklace.
//awesome pun
What does it say about me that after watching her get accosted, she is MORE attractive to me now?
First they killed our Lord, then they groped our hotties.
Big deal, Bruce Pearl did that to me when I was 8.
Who can blame him, I accidently brushed my penis on my monitor when I first saw her.
It(penis) was out because I was cleaning it.