
So, here's a story that's not very interesting but is still making the rounds because a lot of sports fans hate the Patriots and also hate gays, or they are gay and like the Patriots, or they aren't necessarily homophobic but still call things like the Patriots "gay."
Anyway, a photo of Bill Belichick was placed on the cover of Boston Spirit magazine, and it was somehow relevant because the mag had a discussion about the possibility of an athlete coming out of the closet. I'll let MJD explain:
In fact, the article inside, about whether or not the city of Boston is ready to accept a gay athlete, has little to do with Belichick at all. They put Belichick on the cover, because, according to publisher David Zimmerman, "He is currently the most recognizable coach in the New England area."
Right, got it. Out: rainbows, pink triangles. In: recognizable coaches. And if a recognizable coach comes out, then coaches are even more in! I think. I'm not really in step with gay culture. Although Jersey Boys? Simply FABULOUS!


I imagine that many closeted homosexuals live secretive lives of paranoia in which a false image of uber-masculinity if effected and positions traditionally reserved for stern paternalistic figures are sought.
So, you know, there's no way Belichick's gay.
Hey, who better symbolizes the desires of gay men than a dumpy, sweaty, middle-aged
football coach with the fashion sense of a homeless man?
I mean, I'm as much of a red-blooded he-man heterosexual as the next guy, but just look at that stud! Rrrrroowwww!
Hey, who better symbolizes the desires of gay men than a dumpy, sweaty, middle-aged
football coach with the fashion sense of a homeless man?
I mean, I'm as much of a red-blooded he-man heterosexual as the next guy, but just look at that stud! Rrrrroowwww!
Hey, what better way to appeal to the desires of gay men than a photo of a dumpy, sweaty, middle-aged football coach with the fashion sense of a homeless man?
I'm as much of a red-blooded, hetero he-man as the next guy, but just look at that stud. Rrrrrrowwww!
I'll let MJD explain
Maurice Jones-Drew is here?
Anyone else have a banner ad for "fitness for gay men" on the side of the page right now?
I think WL has a hidden agenda – to spread "the gay."
Why does my ass hurt?
Bill Beli-chic?
He looks like a poodle.
Bill Blow-a-dick?
I once imagined blowing a huge load of jizzum all over the back of ole' Billy's head and oddly enough it looked exactly like that. I imagined that because, um. Ummm. The Patreeuhts aaa fackin ghay!
Fuck Fuckin-Fuck.
Ask my mother if Belichick is gay.
He's not gay. He does kind of look like an old lesbian though.
Bummer if he's in the closet, because said closet only contains a bunch of cutoff hoodies.
WWSM – yes and yes. How ironical.
And now there's an add for plentyoffish.com – that's got to be like a gay prison connection website, right?
If he's gay, that'll cause a Pat-RIOT!
The O's in Boston are totally getting cornholed by the I and T in spirit.
@Douche–that took me a minute, but +1 letter sex.