We're well into Day Five of Patriots Imperfection, and the haterade is still flowing freely. KSK has taken a shot at the protest petition by Pats fans of the final 1:40 of the Super Bowl, and SportsPickle's excellent take on the New England loss claims it was merely the most diabolical Belichick plan yet.
And this video is just kinda awesome because the guy does a solid Belichick impression, and I like the idea of Mutter McPursylips losing his mind at a press conference. (Fun fact: the actor is Whit Hertford, and you may remember him from Jurassic Park as the whiny kid who looks at the velociraptor skeleton and says, "That's not very scary. More like a six-foot turkey." Now try to imagine Belichick saying that line. Awesome, right?)
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Bill Simmons can suck on my balls too. grrrrrrr rawwwwwww
Why are Pats fans protesting the last 1:40? The clock was screwing up the entire fourth quarter, including when the Pats were driving. You can't just choose selective evidence to back up your theory.
Wait, I mean…um…dead hookers and stuff.
Whit Hertford was also Crabscout #3 in The Little Mermaid TV show. I was Crabscout #1. In retrospect, I really wish I would have taken the role of Clamhunter #2.
/itchy
You can't just choose selective evidence to back up your theory.
Yeah you can. 911 was a government job man!! Building 7 man! Building 7!
How the fuck do you do a Belichick parody and not include his hobo sweater? Bad form.
Holy shit, he was Walter from Full House. I bet he was doing blow off Mary Kate's taint by the third grade.
Why are Pats fans protesting the last 1:40?
They are fucking douche bags, and sore losers!
/Jealous Brady Hater
Bill Belichick and the fat kid from Jurassic Park together in one post? Sexy Friday just got a whole lot sexier…
They probably figure, "Hey, if the NFL's gonna look into all of the Super Bowls we WON, might as well also take a gander at the one we just lost."
Here's even more conspiracy theory from
Rosie …Patriot Fans[www.giantscheated.com]
Giants won. Congrats to them. Game over. Story over.
There whole argument seems to boil down to the game clock being stopped for an additional 18-30 seconds. The Giants scored with 35 seconds left which means the Pats would have gotten the ball back with 17-5 seconds on the clock. Good math there Patriot fans.
maybe Pats fans can explain the "tuck" rule from 2002 to me.
Can we please stop talking about some weirdo conspiracy. Eli Manning is 3 points better than Tom Brady who was 3 points better than Jake Delhomme.
So the Pats can cheat and deny it all up and down the block, but Eli’s balls suddenly drop and he starts tossing the ball like a real man in a fashion that even Brady turns into a crybaby fag over, they cry wolf? What a bunch of berry-faced bitches.
In a semi-unrelated story, I was at my local super market buying more hand lotion, tissues, and prime rib, and I walked past a giant display for that water Brady is endorsing. Now, I’m there wearing my Giants Super Bowl cap, standing in front of a huge fucking display of that little queer trying to seduce the little boys and shit, trying not to burst into maniacal laughter in the middle of the super market.
Of course, I stood there for about a minute or so laughing to myself, and some girl smiled at me.
Long story short, I didn’t need to buy the hand lotion or tissues, but I bought twice as much prime rib and bought some red wine. See you bitches later.
umm ok
That's a lie. Nobody that posts here gets laid.
oohh red wine! how very Gisele of you
Life is good. An LSU title and a Patriots loss.
Let's see, the Pats fans want to complain about cheating. How about the Tuck Rule. How bout when the Steelers played them two years ago and they added 50 seconds to the clock and gave New England a chance to come back. Oh yeah… Spygate, can't forget about that one.