
You may remember the post where several members of the Sacramento Kings' dance team were doing awesome things like drinking in uniform and striking sexy poses — this one in particular was a crowd favorite — but alas, friends, it appears those days are over.
Several members of the Sacramento Kings dance team could face possible disciplinary action from the organization after sexually suggestive photos of team members were posted online…
After the photos began circulating online, Maloof Sports and Entertainment Business Communications Manager Jaime Morse Mills issued a brief statement, saying the pictures were published without the knowledge or permission of the dance team members or the organization. "(The pictures) do not adhere to the principles and values of the Sacramento Kings organization," Mills stated.
Oh, that's rich. Not in line with the principles and values of the Maloofs? Dude, The Real World: Las Vegas happened in one of their hotels. If these girls get anything more than a slap on the wrist, I call bullshit. Unless the punishment is a slap on the ass, in which case I'd like to submit my application to administer the punishment.
(Thanks to Tom at Sactown Royalty)


I feel like we should feel bad about this.
boooo, boooo the Kings! boooooooooo.
these girls should be promoted, not disciplined. (unless by discipline you mean velvet hand-cuffs and spanking with a wiffle bat.)
good god, these gals are doing exactly what we expect hot, naughty cheerleaders to do. somebody needs to hear the story of the scorpion and the turtle.
What I would give to be able to leave just one of these girls tied up to my bed with her mouth and eyes duct taped over for a few days.
After the photos began circulating online, Maloof Sports and Entertainment Business Communications Manager Jaime Morse Mills issued a brief statement, saying the pictures were published without the knowledge or permission of the dance team members or the organization.
Published without the knowledge of the dance team? Werent the pictures taken from one of their personal flickr/photobucket accounts?
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Like they say, all press is good press. These gals will be
pornreality TV stars in no time.Dude, they've got aloof right there in their fucking name.
Free the Cowtown 6! Or 7! Or, how ever the hell many there are!
They're already being punished… that champagne's not Korbel
unless by discipline you mean velvet hand-cuffs and spanking with a wiffle bat
Skin on skin my friend (Rubbing hands together). The line forms behind me.
This is the same organization that employed Pervis Ellison.
The Western Conference just got a little weaker.
…..as my
guitarerection gently weeps.Unrelated…
My banner ad is for The Raider Image, the official Sports Shop of the Oakland Raiders. I am both pleased to have something other than women's asses to gaze at and worried that this site knows me too well.
/end threadjack
"(The pictures) do not adhere to the principles and values of the Sacramento Kings organization," Mills stated
Problem number one. I would drink two if I had to dance for this sorry ass team. 23-28
*too
I need another drink
@Smello:
My banner ad, too, is for the Raider Image. Which is nice.
Currently, though, Google wants me to look into the purchase of exotic dance poles for $119.
I believe that men and women (like our chief) fought to protect these women's right to have gigantic lesbo parties. USA!!!
Always the double standard. They had to be hot enough to make the "dance team," but can't act like normal, red-blooded American hot and sexy women.
I still love how surprised the one on the right looks, like OMG R U DRINKING ALL OF TAHT?!?!
I have a good feeling about this whole thing. Meaning, somehow these girls are going to end up nude in playboy by the end of the year.
So in Sac they punish strippers for acting like strippers? And I thought Texas was repressed.
I personally find it hysterical that when girls who are paid to be Dumb, Talentless, Trashy Whores act like Dumb, Talentless, Trashy Whores, the public is shocked. Has anyone been to a Kings Game where two pimps "maloofia" pay these whores to dance around like strippers at a casino (shock horror)? This is what they are known for. These aren't Grad Students at MIT. These are dumb sluts who have earned nothing but a bunch of douchebags wacking off to them in Kings' Royal Court Dancers stripper outfits.
Whores act like Whores. This is news?
If you are reading this thinking, "they aren't whores" you are retarded, or you are a whore too!
I'd like to know whose complaining! That's why we need to get rid of all the religious fanatics, the right wing conservatives and the jealous females who wish they had bods. like those cheerleaders. It's moments like this, that I'm glad I'm not living in a muslim country. God Bless America!!!