Say what you will about the Red Sox, but a lot of the players on the team seem to have good senses of humor — or at the very least, they're extroverted meathead simpletons. First baseman Kevin Youkilis is no exception.
Youkilis has teamed up with… MBSB Holdings, LLC to produce a new energy drink geared towards sports fans and athletes. SlumpBuster, a term widely recognized by athletes and fans, will be launched in the 1st quarter of ’08 with hopes of being the official energy drink of locker rooms and stadium concession stands worldwide.
…Youkilis will serve as lead spokesperson for the product. In addition, MBSB is currently working with Youk in developing “Youk’s Signature” SlumpBuster. The special edition can will be rolled out in the Northeast and Midwest, with a portion of the proceeds from “Youk’s Signature” being donated to Kevin Youkilis Hits for Kids, Kevin’s charity.
Get involved and be the first in your area to “Take Down a SlumpBuster”.
Fuck a fat chick for the children. Great message. It's two acts of charity for the price of one.
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been there done that, my only question is how did 289 find a picture of Doogie and one of his ladies ? I kid because I care.
good god. i would hardly consider that chick a slump buster if i was a swany-aged virgin. and i think it'll take more than a can of slumpbuster to get out from underneath that.
UU-I know you care, but so do I! Even the big ladies need some love. That is me on New Years after an IV of Stoli, and seven.
I can't wait for the ad campaign.
"Gobble a slumpbuster! Then act likes its your first time."
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUK!
That shit better be kosher.
"Slumpbustah. Wicked taste. Less sobah regret."
I'm a ham-fisted mongoloid, so please explain to me what a photo of a semi-nude Jennifer Love Hewitt is doing with a story about an energy drink.
Thanks for that pic! My wang just committed suicide. As always, please send donations in lieu of flowers.
JESUS CHRIST!
After 4 Olde English 800's, a butt crack to the the knees and an ass that looks like a garbage bag of clothes doesn't look that bad.
Mark Grace is going to be PISSED.
Hey, WAIT!!! I sure as hell did not have Boston Fag Sox in the hotel!! 289 swapped out my Yankee shit with Boston shit!! What the FUCK!!
@Pauly, how can you even see after 4 OE's ? I thought you temporaily lose vision after 3.
@UU
You close one eye.
@UU and Pauly
It doesn't really matter with a hot piece of ass like that. Close both eyes, yell Marco and follow the echo. Just don't fall in.
Just don't fall in.
Note to self: Purchase 6 ft. plank and rope and tie to back, sideways.
haha, that guy is a red sox fan hahaha
"289 Hates You"
The tag of truth.
What does shagging one of Green Bay's finest have to do with the Red Sox?
Theo just sent a case of this shit to Cashman
I wish Youkilis had never accepted Auschwitz.
Youkilis is such a fucking whiny fuck. Will he blame this drink when he fails to hit .250 in 08?
Thats just a bad angle of Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Mom?
Kevin Youkilis Hits for Kids
Is that anything like Bong Hits for Jesus?
/Not acknowledging picture.