The image on the left is the back of Eva Longoria's neck, which now sports a tattoo of the word "nine," presumably because husband Tony Longoria wears that jersey number for the Spurs. On the right is MMA fighter Melvin Costa, who also has what I assume is a Tony Parker tattoo on his stomach, where it reads, "I have a small penis." That's the tattoo right below the German eagle atop the swastika (Parteiadler), in case you're having trouble identifying it.
So what's worse? A small, vague association with Tony Parker, or a blaring public admission of small genitalia and alignment with the Nazi Party any time you take off your shirt?
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Yeah, I can't really decide. I'll have to get back to you on this one.
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artistically? i'd go with the small penis/swastica.
i can picture longoria getting it done. "nah, just the outline, it hurts too much and really, what's the lifespan on this whole fuckin charade anyways"
So what's worse? A small, vague association with Tony Parker, or a blaring public admission of small genitalia
Isn't that like asking "do you prefer Apple juice, or juice made entirely from apples?"
Costa thinks Lexington Steele should be in a concentration camp.
Eva's is better, because when
she finds out Tony's a butt piratethe relationship ends, she can convert her tattoo into Lucky Charms shapes. Pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers, and blue diamonds!More importantly, what are the odds that Parker has at one point licked both tattoos?
Eva's tattoo is the number of goats she consumed in the last 24 hours. It's a side-effect of the chupacabra curse.
Isn't Tony Romo also a "9" ?
Longoria and Costa are both attractive men, so it's really a to-mato / tom-a-toe thing.
Good one Znot.
Now we know the real reason for the breakup.
Very surprised that Costa doesn’t carry the SS blood group tattoo as well.
Being a German, I can really identify with the swastika/small dick scenario. But, I also desire to have a mustache as thick as Eva's…it really is a tough call.
I'd expect a guy with a last name like Schillinger, not Costa to have a Parteiadler tattoo.
Six months from now, Eva will be overheard in a tattoo shop saying "Can you turn this 'nine' tattoo into a swastika?"
The "nine" really wasn't her decision. Costa forcefully applied it with a tattoo gun made from a mechanical pencil after he ass-fucked her nine times. Prison tattoos are confusing.
And Melvin Costa's fucking nuts. The guy is covered with Nazi tattoos and claims to not be a Nazi. He's an interesting fella, that guy.
If you look closely, that's not a "NINE" tattoo, but a cheat code reminding Tony how to fuck a woman — in, out, in, out, in, out. He gets confused when it's not a dude.
At least Costa's tat is informative… plus it's pretty obviously a jail tat, so the artist probably knew of what he wrote.
Just wanted to point out that Eva's tat reads the same even if you turn it upside down, which leads me to believe Tony has similar ink reading "SIXTY" on the back of his neck.
I wouldn't mind looking down on one of those tattoos, but hope to never be looking up to the other tattoo.
With all the money that bitch (Eva) has, you'd think she would get a better tattoo than that.
I have a hilarious Jade Dragon Tattoo Parlor of Chicago prank-phone call story. Oddly enough the words penis and vagina come into the fray.