What's that? LSU won easily? Gosh, no one saw that coming.
Hey, how about LSU's golden girl cheerleaders? They do some pretty complex cheers. Like, sometimes they have to clap then wave, other times it's clap-clap-wave. Future captains of industry, these girls.
VAGINA-RELATED UPDATE: Reader Bryan — who may or may not be inspired by the guy who cooked and ate his girlfriend — sends this email: "dude you should put the camel toe shots up." Well, I'm pretty busy because I'm a little behind today, buuuuut… okay. Here ya go.
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No, Yes, No, Yes, Yes, No.
From left to right. Sorry.
LSU's band clearly out played OSU's last night.
Adorable! I just want to wrap them up in fuzzy sweaters and put a big bow on each of their little heads… then sell them into the eastern european sex trade. So cute.
More like future captains of my pants Uff.
I would say that Ohio State embarrassed themselves but I've seen their fans. They've got a long way to go to match that kind of douchebaggery.
One more thing, OHIO STATE FUCKING SUCKS SEC REDNECK BALLS. I feel better.
Oh don't worry OSU fans, the Fuckeyes will somehow bitch their way into a national championship next year thanks in part to favorable preseason polls or lose to Michigan trying.
Future captains of industry, these girls.
The porn industry.
My long time love affair and unwaivering belief in the big 10 is starting to become pretty shaky… and all because of the SEC? Fuck that, and now WVU is becoming a powerhouse… it's like my whole world is turned on its head.
Okay, from left to right, I'd have to say: YES, YES, YES, YES, YES and YES.
As you can tell, I'm very picky.
from left: yes, yes, no, yes, no, no
And can the NCAA please ban Ohio State from the championship game now? Haven't they provided enough proof at this point that their overrated team from their overrated conference has no place being there?
Don't bash those cheerleaders – it took months to master that interlocking hand thing going on in that banner pic. Any bunch of airheaded sluts can hold hands, but to add in that crossover move – that's some serious choreography, my friend.
Future captains of industry, these girls.
Shrimping?
These chicks are pretty, sweet, AND can play a mean game of "Red Rover, Red Rover".
Looks like OSU just give those "Buckeye leaf" helmet stickers away. OSU looked like mongoloids giving hugs instead of players trying to tackle.
My turn: Yes, Yes, Yes, No, midly retarded, QUIT FUCKING LOOKING AT ME!
midly retarded
sorry pauly, i'm a little confused. was that a yes or a no?
yes……………
@Matt
Captains of the porn industry? I'm gonna go ahead and say maybe 1 out of the 7 does anything with a bigger budget than anything shot in doogie's basement.
yes, yes, probably, yes, i guess so, yes because she scares me
And if Fox showed the OSU band dorks in the berets one more time, I was going to jump off my balcony.
Yes, and if you say "no" to any of them, you are either Tom Brady or have taken it in the seat before.
Alls I can say is that Michigan beat an SEC team…Albeit they got beat by Appy State, but they beat Urban Wyner's team…
Fuck you OSU…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Merk, I didn't say no.
I watched glimpses of the game between commercial breaks of the comedy gold that is A&E's Intervention. Seriously, I haven't laughed that hard since the Jackalope on AFHV.
Facing OSU in a NCAA title game is becoming like scheduling a homecoming opponent.
Scuse me. Illinois wins the Big Ten next year and top honors to lose this game. Michigan is going to have to rebuild for a year, and OSU well….. forget that. The important thing is the Zooker made Illinois into the first SEC team in the Big Ten style and personelle-wise, they should be asskickers next year.
FIGHTING ILLINI!
One of my sources told me that Merk pleasures himself to his fathead of Matt. Booyah!
I have an open audition call for these girls. I have the couch, the desk, the kitchen, and what would be called a bedroom, since it does have a mattress in it. Don't mind the stains.
Must have been an OSU photographer that took that picture because they fumbled a perfect opportunity to see a nice line-up of wagon ruts.
@Joe Buck – I was unaware of a Ufford fathead, but if you got a link to where i might purchase one…. we could get this party started.
also.. i'm not sure if that's considered camel toe. It's fuzzy, and hard to tell, but i think once of those girls has about 5 labia. Have you ever seen such a thing?
The biggest difference between the Big 10 and SEC is that Midwesterners bring their fans to the bowl games, while we bring our strippers.
I'm pretty sure they are all now resounding yeses!
Those love-splits look vacuum sealed for freshness.
LSU travels well.
@Joebuck-I have one of you my friend…You have a awfully kind chin. Makes a nice smacking sound when my balls hit it.
I think we need more "Vagina updates", do we have one for Jessica Biel?
I would alos liek to thank FOX for nt one, but two slo-motion replays of band reaction shots in the first quarter. Really captured it for me.
Future captains of industry, these girls.
Felching?
@ Merk
Didn't that chick in Total Recall have 5 Labia?
the expression on the far right is shocking. as a concerned neurosurgeon, i've never seen brain damage on a skull's exterior. this woman should be treated immediately. and by "treated" i of course mean "date-raped by early doucet."
cheerleader, cheerleader, stripper, retard, cheerleader, transvestite.
@swany…I don't know about that, but I know that female extra terrestrials have 3 tits…
the one on the right with the "i can see you touching yourself in the office" eyes seems to be having a hard time controlling her control tops.
Hey Doggie- I could give a rat's behind what you do with your Joe Buck Fathead. What I do care about is the ease with which you attempt to cover your homosexual tendencies with a quick call for more "Vagina Updates." Take it from a man's man like myself, there is nothing masculine about insinuating that you are gay. It just means that you are probably gay. My friend and studio partner Troy Aikman is just coming out of an abusive relationship, and he's a top. Maybe I could hook you two up. Boo-yah!
What you can't see in the pic of them holding hands is that the girl just out of frame to the right is using her other hand to hold my cock.
Roman War Helmet.
Yes to all, but with some serious qualifications for the one on the right.
That look in her eyes says, "I've already written our wedding vows, found a hotel for our honeymoon, picked wallpaper for the dining room, and named our 4 children." Anything more than a one night stand, and you'll need Witness Protection to assist with the break-up.
That said… Yes, but only to a one night stand, I keep any identifying materials (mobile phone, wallet, etc.) locked in the glove compartment of my car at all times, and I introduce myself as "Matt".
Having read the story about the guy who cooked and ate his girlfriend i'm beginning to believe that this women's intuition thing is a myth.
6 Girls. 1 Cup
its so great that all you guys are justin-fy-ing who you might get your wang into…if she didnt pepper spray you first…and scream no!…sec girls (esp ga girls) are the best in the land
@LOVT
no chance in hell you read this since i'm posting close to 24 hours after your post, but you hit that nail square on the head. well done.