I have to credit Awful Announcing for his stellar work — Matt Vasgersian had two terrific moments during last night's Fiesta Bowl, and within minutes both YouTubes had made their way onto AA's blog. The first, above, is Vasgersian's call of Owen Schmitt's touchdown run. Owen Schmitt + runaway beer truck = subtle Schmitts Gay SNL reference, which gets huge points in my book. The other moment was obvious pandering to bloggers, so I relegated it to after the jump.
Oh, right: the game itself. West Fuckin' Virginia more or less dominated Oklahoma in a 48-28 win, which is fine with me because Oklahoma flat-out blows as a state, whereas WFV at least has some charm in the way it embraces its couch-burning culture.
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Ohh those crazy bloggers- how will they handle that clip??? LOL lmao!!1
They not only limit themselves to just embracing couch burning, but also “first cousin fucking”, and the beautiful sport of “cow tipping.”
You wouldn't expect it, but WVa has some fantastic strip clubs as well.
WV also enjoys an occasional round of FUCKING WHINING BECAUSE YOUR COACH LEFT!
whereas WFV at least has some charm in the way it embraces its couch-burning culture.
I also embrace any state the allows easy penetration of the work "fuck" into its name. O-Fucking-Hio does not roll off tongue like West Fucking Virginia. AND it's a short drive from OhioU to WFV, where Everclear is legal.
@doogie, don't forget the fine craft of making "moonshine".
Sam Bramford may be a good QB, but he looks like he might have a touch of Ham-fisted Mongoloid in him…with really bad acne.
Come back beer truck… I didn’t mean what I said
All of these bowl games building up to the biggie……tonight's Va Tech-Kansas battle.
when you talk about West Virginia, don't forget the Applesauce through a straw, muskets, and raccoon skin hats.
Your move, Ohio.
@ WWSM
I dunno if O-H-I-O has the firepower to compete with collapsed coal mines once every other month and candle-light vigils.
No mention of Schmitt's hairlip??? You guys sicken me. We should all applaud WV for allowing a retard to be their fullback.
And how about Fox's 4 second 4th quarter closeup of Jim Ross!!! Hilarious.
@HHU: Even that is just an appetizer for the epic Rutgers – Ball State matchup in Toronto.
Ohio gave us Charles Manson. Point. Set. Match.
Not cool, Swany.
Also not cool: the wu-tang symbol once you're past grade 10
@ LeapinLizards, watch it son, the Wu is still comin’ through!
O.U. – Overmatched Underachievers
It’s 12:12 and OU STILL SUCKS!!!
WV is also the home of the great mountain dancer, Jesco White.
You tube search him if you like, if not then eat shit.
@leapinlizards
This coming from a guy with a muppets avatar?
best part of the game…… dingle berry
@ Pauly: Jeffrey Dahmer too. Alumnus of THE Ohio State University. DOUBLE point, set, and match!
VegasBuckeye, I think you have your schools confused. Dahmer was born in Ohio, but attended Michigan. According to Wikipedia: "Dahmer attended University of Michigan, but dropped out after two terms. Dahmer's father then forced him to enlist in the Army, where he was to serve for a six-year enlistment; he was discharged after two, due to his excessive drinking."
Figures. Those Army wusses can't handle their liquor.
fuck you ufford. we've gone over this before, you only hate oklahoma because you had to live here for 3 years. i came back to find this post so you better read this shit.
next up lets make fun of sam bradford's pizza i mean face. wow does that kid look like he was beaten with an ugly stick. even better is how his family is disgraced by him. this is worse than the time his cousin videotaped himself having sex with an underage girl (true story)
and this owen guy for wvu. fuck that hillbilly. he can eat my shit and die for all i care. fix your fucking hair. at least the ou player who had a mohawk was black and therefore excuseable because he didn't know any better. the beer truck or whatever? fuck that, looks more like a piece of shit that i dropped out of my ass after a drunken 5 day weekend