You know your life is depraved when word of a new lingerie commercial qualifies as news. Of course, as a sports fan, the alternate is looking up "stats" and "analysis," and I got sleepy just typing those two words. So lingerie news it is!
Victoria's Secret will advertise during FOX's broadcast of the National Football League's Super Bowl XLII airing on Sunday, February 3rd. The advertisement is part of the brand's Valentine's Day marketing efforts, which also include a pre-Bowl VIP party [and some other PR crap].
"Valentine's Day is an important holiday for the brand and with this year's Super Bowl being positioned so close to February 14th, we had a unique opportunity to use one of the year's highest rated television programs as a vehicle to launch our efforts surrounding Valentine's Day," says Victoria's Secret Chief Marketing Officer Jill Beraud.
Okay fine. I'll buy my favorite stripper something lacy. Just show the ad already.
In a related story, I'll be in Arizona for the Super Bowl festivities, so now would be a good time for the Victoria's Secret people to send me an invitation to that VIP party. I don't know if the first one got lost in the mail or what. I explained to them that I was a blogg– Oh. I think I see where I went wrong.
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you could have renamed this site today With Lather because all these hot pics is working me into one.
Matt's really feeling it today. He's in the zone, a la MJ in Game 1 of the 92 Finals against the Blazers.
'Who's
gameday is it? ItsMichael Jordan'sMatt Ufford'sgameday!!!–IsiahOh, and 'Yes' to the 6th power.
Remember to keep the tags on that lacy item you buy for your stripper so you can return it after you strangle her and properly dispose of the body!
Why do they need a Secret Chief Marketing Officer? Seems counterintuitive.
Dresses! You picked a picture where they're wearing dresses!
No, No, No, Maybe, No, No.
/Tom Brady
Lingerie is like the paper they wrap my burrito in. I just rip that shit off and go to work.
I will be making the hour long (30 pack) trek to Tempe to attend the festivities as well. Probably catch you there, Matt. By "there" I mean the local jail until I reach my own recognizance.
I think it goes without saying, but I'll say it anyway:
Hell yes, hell yes, hell yes, hell yes, hell yes, hell yes.
And I still want a full size version of your avatar, Mr. Bananagrabber.
Yes, Yes, Yes, No, Yes, Yes. I'm not taking sloppy seconds of the Brady gravy…again. Damn you, Moynihan! When that kid grows up flat-lipped with no athletic ability, the truth will come out.
@ UU……… hahaha nicely done.
Second, is the leopard print causing anyone else's brain to melt? Focus like a magic eye on the Cash and Prizes region and tell me you don't slip into a coma.
Fredericks of Hollywood not to air super-bowl ad, still have more 'jackable' catalog.
@Bronkowitz–Sure you wouldn't have the Brady seconds. Sure. Me? I'd eat the bits of corn out of her feces.
Matt, enjoy Glendale in february. That smell your experiencing? Thats our conveniently located dairy farms. Its like holding the Super-bowl in a barn!
I'd eat the bits of corn out of Brady's shit. That doesn't make me weird at all.
Oh man, those chicks are hot. I would totally hit on their fat, emasculating friends.
Fuck, even my fantasies are terrible.
You know, this trip to the Super Bowl festivities would be the perfect time for a With Leather/Fat Penguin team building activity.
I thought the first on the left and the second on the right were the same girl… I guess I have pie on my face. (insert pie joke here)
They ever created their profile at a millionaire and celebrity dating site called mybikermatch.com, seems Hilton and Britney have became the member of this site. They just want to seek passion and love there?
They ever created their profile at a millionaire and celebrity dating site called mybikermatch.com, seems Hilton and Britney have became the member of this site. They just want to seek passion and love there?
I'm guessing Clayton isn't your real name. Remove that mask Dr. Nemesis!