T.O.’S GOT YOUR EXCLUSIVE RIGHT HERE
01.15.08Cowboys wideout Terrell Owens wasn't talking to the media last Wednesday, unless the media had blonde hair and a nice ass. Lucky for TV Azteca's Ines Sainz, a former Miss Spain, she fit those qualifications like a… uh… tight… pair of jeans. Wow, her ass has some kind of gravitational power over my ability to write metaphors. I don't see that every day.
You have to admit, T.O. played it really smooth with her. Right up to the point he cried like a little bitch on television.
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I just finished masturbating, so she's gonna have to wait for me.
I would kill my mother for the chance to fuck that ass.
Guys…..its OK. My mom's a hooker.
Wow! All she has to do is say one word, and I'd give her all the locations of the dead hooker bodies.
Inez: So Pauly…
Me: At the bottom of the lake, I love you.
The Bears were in the Super Bowl last year. I almost forgot.
back to back to back winning posts to start the day.
That's unfairly prejudicial of T.O. Personally, I wouldn't require her to have blonde hair. The nice ass, though? That's a must.
And are those pants in pic #4 painted on? They sure look that way.
Time to hit the gym, Erin Andrews.
To be fair, the only people that want to talk to T.O. are Spanish Hams and Ed Werder's mustache. It's a tough call, but I think he made the right decision.
In all honesty, I wouldn't mind getting caught jacking off to her. It would be a point of pride.
Mon dios! Mi pene es grande con sangre!
“You guys can point the finger at me, and you can talk about the tight jeans, and if you do that, it’s really unfair… (starts crying)… It’s really unfair… that’s my PENIS… that’s my ERECTION….”
I saw her get hypnotized on some Mexican variety show about 2 years ago. She had an orgasm anybody touched her knee. Needless to say, I repeatedly jack… ummm, excuse me for a few minutes.
"That's what I'm talking about"
/Kip Dynamite
Colonel Angus, if that is true, I will be searching the youtubes for that clip for the next 6 hours.
(I have 6 hours left of my workday).
Seriously Hugh….our American T&A's really need to step it up against these foreign Latinas. Strap some beers to that ass, I need to tap it.
I'd give here an exclusive interview, and by exclusive interview, I mean good stock advice.
I see your Jessica Simpson and I raise you Ms. Spain…
Well played, T.O. Very well played.
I'm going to assume Ines a hooker because I've never wanted so badly to do a line off of a non-hooker's ass.
boing!
A former Miss Spain? She's my Miss Spain for the next 20 years, at least.
i would kill everybody's mother to fuck that ass. Good Lord, that's amazing
also, i'd probably kill half the mothers to fuck the anchor girl in this clip. She's damn fine too.
Holy Fuck!!! I would let her shit on my face just to see where it came from! That has to be the finest ass I have seen on this website….
Does it make me Un-American that I have filthy thoughts about her in that little Brazil outfit? Or does that make me Super-American?
And in the immortal words of T.O.
"Who can make a play? I CAN!"
D'oh!
HELL……..YES!
TO wept.
I'd by that for a dollar.
Hate to see her go, but love to watch her leave.
OK, this makes up for that terrible dancing Slovak…*drool*
aaaand doogieinrichmod took it just a step too far…
really? nice ass and all (seriously) but that face wont hold up for a few years (evidenced by the pic with the yellow shirt). And this is the same group that called teh German chick a few days back a tranny? wtf?
Hardaway,
You mean you can actually get youtube at work? Hell, I’m stunned my work hasn’t blocked this site yet…
And by the way, you can get lots of clips of hypnotized Spanish chicks as hot as this on youtube. Just look up Tony Kamo.
Am I the only one?
The Anchor woman > Former Miss Spain
Sarah Spain > Miss Spain
I was told that there is a special blog on a STD dating site named mybikermatch.com she helped many positive friends here, so one of them created this blog for her to show their well-wishing.
I was told that there is a special blog on a STD dating site named mybikermatch.com she helped many positive friends here, so one of them created this blog for her to show their well-wishing.
That may be the best ass I have ever seen.