If I tried to use my brain to figure out why the Cowboys lost to the Giants yesterday, I probably would have come up with some combination of dropped passes, missed tackles, and sloppy special teams play. But that just shows how dumb I am, because the bastion of journalism that is the New York Post revealed Dallas's real downfall.
Even a fake Jessica Simpson was good enough to throw off the Dallas Cowboys yesterday, as Big Blue took a Giant step toward the Super Bowl. The Giants, who notched a stunning 21-17 victory over Dallas in the NFC Divisional Playoffs, had a good-luck charm in the stands – in the form of Simpson lookalike Lynsey Nordstrom…
Simpson – nicknamed "Yoko Romo" by some superstitious Cowboys fans – didn't show up yesterday, but The Post brought Nordstrom, a beautiful, 21-year-old nanny from Bothell, Wash., to Texas Stadium. We sat her in the third row at the 50-yard line behind Dallas' bench. The stunner's Simpson-esque vibes must have made the difference – Romo's final drive was stopped short of the end zone. You're welcome, New York!
That is absolutely flawless logic. Call off the Pulitzers, the competition is over.
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That's a man baby.
i was just gonna say it looks like a dude in drag
Shit, you guys beat me too it. That’s just a short ugly man. That I would do.
But can she lip sync?
If she were to slide those shades on, she would look like Mac Tonight in drag.
Are we sure that isn't an Ashlee Simpson look alike ?
What about the Eli look alike she is standing next to?
@UU
Could be a Nicole Simpson look alike.
I, like the rest of my commenting brethren, am still looking for the "beautiful, 21 year old nanny". Cuz all I see is a dude in a blond wig.
She's got a chin to rival another famous drag, Rocky Dennis. Oh, he was retarted? So…..?
She's better than Yoko Ono.
Isn't she?
Finally, a girl Joe Simpson can fuck outside of Kentucky.
Disclaimer: Lynsay (nice spelling hoe) Nordstrom may actually contain more plastic than actual Plastic Ono Band. (in her sculpted iron chin)
a beautiful, 21-year-old nanny from Bothell, Wash.
A 21 year old from Bothell, Wash. should explain it all.
On the right: It's nice to see the jersey over the hoodie combo being fabricated into a one-piece for Giant's fans. I'm appalled that thing sells outside of Pittsburgh, or Indianapolis.
Completely obscure reference, but I think that's Hellboy's Ron Perlman in a blonde wig. [www.imdb.com]
Now that's one helluva Doppelskanker.
a beautiful, 21-year-old
nannytranny from Bothell, Wash./fixed
Actually, she looks more like the kind of girl you'd find scrounging for turtlenecks at the Value Village in Capitol Hill.
Since when is Lloyd Christmas a Giants fan?
She/it makes Bill Cowher look like John Clayton, chinwise.
And big ups to Pauly for the Mac Tonight comment. Brilliant.
I live near Bothell, and if there are any crazy drag queens who lie about their age and who'd fly over 2,000 miles to "impersonate" Jessica Simpson from there, then "she" is the only one.
The best trannies are in Spanaway, because when you drive 50 miles to have sex with a he/she, it doesn't count.
J.L. White-50 mile radius is a good rule to live by. Don't shit where you eat.
"beautiful" huh?
Looks like a horse faced – Julia Roberts toothed – Australian girl face shaped – trannie to me.
here's the myspace. she has the same pose in all her pics. the lobo pose.
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I'm pretty sure that's Ann Coulter. It's hard to tell from that angle, as you can't really make out "her" Adam's Apple, but I'm almost certain.
Definitely looks like "her" and you know the Murdoch mouthbreathers at the Post have her number on speed dial.
C'mon – its the NY Post. The same paper that had such headlines as "Wacko Jacko Backo" and "Headless Body Found in Topless Bar".
21 my ass
Spot on fellas. Aikman recognized him.
<i>C'mon – its the NY Post. The same paper that had such headlines as "Wacko Jacko Backo" and "Headless Body Found in Topless Bar".</i>
Don't forget the great scoop they had in 2004 when they broke the story that Kerry had picked Gephardt as his running mate.
I'm pretty sure the Post's target demographic group is Staten Island conservatives who are frightened by the talking pictures on Fox News. The giant headlines on the Post don't talk back, and the kids' jumble isn't too hard.
If Giants fans paid to have her come to the game then obviously she accepts back hair and fists to the jaw as forms of currency.
Swampy… swimmy… slappy…. SIMPSONITE! I was WAY off.
For those of you that think she's a tranny: you're way off, that's a fucking horse.
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