The Florida Marlins may not have any players that I've ever heard of, any chance of winning any games this year or anyone to watch them do it, but the elemental force of sexiness sides with them, as is evidenced by this video from Homer Run Derby of the 2008 Marlins Mermaids tryouts from over the weekend. Sure, teams like the Royals, Orioles and Pirates can suck, but can they do it sexily? I think not. Advantage: Marlins. -Christmas Ape
There are 17 comments about:
THE MARLINS ARE SEXY ALL BY THEMSELVES
January 31st, 2008 at 2:29 pm
DoucheNozzle says:
Was that at a mall?
January 31st, 2008 at 2:29 pm
WhyDoYouAsk says:
Foul Pole Dancing!
January 31st, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Tim says:
If you can get past the dancing, there's a high-heeled bikini parade.
January 31st, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Alex says:
Having these chicks at the game should easily double attendance. There's 200 of them right?
January 31st, 2008 at 2:46 pm
The Spelunking Fullback says:
blowjob tryouts
January 31st, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Mr. Bananagrabber says:
The Royals dont suck, take it back. :(
January 31st, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Burnsy says:
Actually Alex, they have to pay for their tickets, too.
January 31st, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Samuel L. Bronkowitz says:
The only choreography present during that video involved my right hand.
January 31st, 2008 at 3:00 pm
WeakSideWing11 says:
I watch that video and think, "Man! I would need soooooo much duct tape." Then I think about female circumcision and laugh, because what the hell is that all about?! Africans are zany folks!
January 31st, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Burnsy says:
Sadly, these girls are paid more than any Marlin players and were just traded to Boston.
January 31st, 2008 at 3:05 pm
whowillsexmutombo says:
I haven't heard that many women scream at once since the last WL field trip to Victoria's Secret.
January 31st, 2008 at 3:16 pm
hardawayhatesyou says:
@wwsm: Oh, look who's too good for Sears!! La-dee-da, your excellency!!
January 31st, 2008 at 3:27 pm
whowillsexmutombo says:
Hardaway: I'm afraid you're the only one here who gets off on watching dudes shop for lawnmower parts.
January 31st, 2008 at 3:41 pm
hardawayhatesyou says:
They sell women’s clothing.
I hear.
January 31st, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Enrico Pallazzo says:
I made it 6 seconds. I don't care how hot they are, they dance at a fucking mall, for Chrissake.
January 31st, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Rich says:
Wow.
You guys must be really short on material to link to the same thing twice in a day.
January 31st, 2008 at 5:47 pm
bobafet7t7 says:
Ok here we go, Yes, yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,
is it new girls or are they changing clothes, yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes, and I'm spent.
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There are 17 comments about:
THE MARLINS ARE SEXY ALL BY THEMSELVES
Was that at a mall?
Foul Pole Dancing!
If you can get past the dancing, there's a high-heeled bikini parade.
Having these chicks at the game should easily double attendance. There's 200 of them right?
blowjob tryouts
The Royals dont suck, take it back. :(
Actually Alex, they have to pay for their tickets, too.
The only choreography present during that video involved my right hand.
I watch that video and think, "Man! I would need soooooo much duct tape." Then I think about female circumcision and laugh, because what the hell is that all about?! Africans are zany folks!
Sadly, these girls are paid more than any Marlin players and were just traded to Boston.
I haven't heard that many women scream at once since the last WL field trip to Victoria's Secret.
@wwsm: Oh, look who's too good for Sears!! La-dee-da, your excellency!!
Hardaway: I'm afraid you're the only one here who gets off on watching dudes shop for lawnmower parts.
They sell women’s clothing.
I hear.
I made it 6 seconds. I don't care how hot they are, they dance at a fucking mall, for Chrissake.
Wow.
You guys must be really short on material to link to the same thing twice in a day.
Ok here we go, Yes, yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,
is it new girls or are they changing clothes, yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes, and I'm spent.
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