The Florida Marlins may not have any players that I've ever heard of, any chance of winning any games this year or anyone to watch them do it, but the elemental force of sexiness sides with them, as is evidenced by this video from Homer Run Derby of the 2008 Marlins Mermaids tryouts from over the weekend. Sure, teams like the Royals, Orioles and Pirates can suck, but can they do it sexily? I think not. Advantage: Marlins. -Christmas Ape
If you can get past the dancing, there's a high-heeled bikini parade.
01.31.08 at 2:43 pm
Alex
Having these chicks at the game should easily double attendance. There's 200 of them right?
01.31.08 at 2:46 pm
The Spelunking Fullback
blowjob tryouts
01.31.08 at 2:47 pm
Mr. Bananagrabber
The Royals dont suck, take it back. :(
01.31.08 at 2:51 pm
Burnsy
Actually Alex, they have to pay for their tickets, too.
01.31.08 at 2:55 pm
Samuel L. Bronkowitz
The only choreography present during that video involved my right hand.
01.31.08 at 3:00 pm
WeakSideWing11
I watch that video and think, "Man! I would need soooooo much duct tape." Then I think about female circumcision and laugh, because what the hell is that all about?! Africans are zany folks!
01.31.08 at 3:02 pm
Burnsy
Sadly, these girls are paid more than any Marlin players and were just traded to Boston.
01.31.08 at 3:05 pm
whowillsexmutombo
I haven't heard that many women scream at once since the last WL field trip to Victoria's Secret.
01.31.08 at 3:16 pm
hardawayhatesyou
@wwsm: Oh, look who's too good for Sears!! La-dee-da, your excellency!!
01.31.08 at 3:27 pm
whowillsexmutombo
Hardaway: I'm afraid you're the only one here who gets off on watching dudes shop for lawnmower parts.
01.31.08 at 3:41 pm
hardawayhatesyou
They sell women’s clothing.
I hear.
01.31.08 at 4:14 pm
Enrico Pallazzo
I made it 6 seconds. I don't care how hot they are, they dance at a fucking mall, for Chrissake.
01.31.08 at 5:02 pm
Rich
Wow.
You guys must be really short on material to link to the same thing twice in a day.
01.31.08 at 5:47 pm
bobafet7t7
Ok here we go, Yes, yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,
is it new girls or are they changing clothes, yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes, and I'm spent.
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Was that at a mall?
Foul Pole Dancing!
If you can get past the dancing, there's a high-heeled bikini parade.
Having these chicks at the game should easily double attendance. There's 200 of them right?
blowjob tryouts
The Royals dont suck, take it back. :(
Actually Alex, they have to pay for their tickets, too.
The only choreography present during that video involved my right hand.
I watch that video and think, "Man! I would need soooooo much duct tape." Then I think about female circumcision and laugh, because what the hell is that all about?! Africans are zany folks!
Sadly, these girls are paid more than any Marlin players and were just traded to Boston.
I haven't heard that many women scream at once since the last WL field trip to Victoria's Secret.
@wwsm: Oh, look who's too good for Sears!! La-dee-da, your excellency!!
Hardaway: I'm afraid you're the only one here who gets off on watching dudes shop for lawnmower parts.
They sell women’s clothing.
I hear.
I made it 6 seconds. I don't care how hot they are, they dance at a fucking mall, for Chrissake.
Wow.
You guys must be really short on material to link to the same thing twice in a day.
Ok here we go, Yes, yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,
is it new girls or are they changing clothes, yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes, and I'm spent.