I was scrolling through my program guide last night, and on one of the ESPNs I saw the word "Tennis." And I was all, "What the…?" But it turns out the Australian Open is going on — Who knew, right? — and number three seed Jelena Jankovic was nearly upset on the first day by up-and-comer Tamira Paszek.
Jankovic had to saved three match points to edge Paszek 2-6, 6-2, 12-10 in an opening-day marathon in the first Grand Slam tournament of the year. The deciding set included 15 breaks of serve and took 1 hour, 56 minutes …
Had it happened at Wimbledon, the sight of Paszek lunging around in a flimsy vest and straining sports bra would have left many venerable members of the All-England Club choking on their strawberries.
I'm sorry, I know it's a different culture and all, but I don't think it's right to choke on your strawberries to a 17-year-old. Fuckin' Brits, with their lifts and loos and guvnas and surprisingly strict public nudity laws. I thought Europe was supposed to be cool, man.
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Looks like someone hit the Lotto Jackpot.
but I don't think it's right to choke on your strawberries to a 17-year-old
I agree! What the fuck are you doing eating strawberries at a Tennis match? Everybody knows you choke on peanuts and beer to 17 year olds! Only fags choke on strawberries.
Man she's 17!! Can't think of her in a hooker killing way.
Fucking Limeys.
“the sight of Paszek lunging around in a flimsy vest and straining sports bra would would have left many of the All-England Club choking on their venerable members “
close enough
Let those strawberries breathe.
members of the All-England Club can choke on some cock if they don't approve of flimsy vests and straining sports bras. boobies !
I have nothing to say that UpstateUnderdog didn't already say perfectly.
Throw your shit in the boot and toss me a fag before my mum flips her top over this barney, you wanker.
I don't understand why they are making such a big racket about her outift. Let her be! It's not her
doublefault the fact her genes have served her well!If she loves them, she'll set them free.
What sort of society are they living in if they can't encourage 17 year old girls to jump around while forgetting that they have really sweet tits?
12 comments and not one joke about this girl's ability to control fuzzy balls? We're slipping folks.
Well Tim, those tits eclipse tennis balls. Literally and figuratively.
She has a history of this (these.)
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Tim, you may be impressed with her ability to control fuzzy balls, but personally, I'm more interested in her ability to serve fuzzy balls.
Tim,
If you'll follow the readme link, you'll notice that Tamira Pazek is not the girl pictured in this post. Jelena whoseewhatsit played Tamira whatever. Tamira whatever has nice tits but is kind of, well, she has nice tits. Jelena whatshername has nice tits and you can stand to look at her face for more than a few minutes. So the girl pictured in this post played the girl pictured in your link.
Boobs.
Krusty got smashed at Wimbledon before he had to go back and ease the tension and civil unrest at Kamp Krusty.
Tennis coverage this good means a closed door afternoon at the office.
Strawberries actually translates into "blatant homosexual tendencies" in ye olde English
Mike Vick -
This post and Tim's link both picture Tamira Paszek, not Jelena whats-her-name.
Not that it's important, but Rob01 and I are correct.
When it comes to Eastern European underage cleavage, it IS important.
Good thing she plays tennis, them things would definitely get in the way if she tried to play golf.
she ever created her profile at a millionaire and celebrity dating site called mybikermatch.com seems Hilton and Britney have became the member of this site. They just want to seek passion and love there?
she ever created her profile at a millionaire and celebrity dating site called mybikermatch.com seems Hilton and Britney have became the member of this site. They just want to seek passion and love there?
Tig Bitties!