Roger Federer beat James Blake at the Australian Open today, but last I checked neither of them were hot chicks so to hell with them.
Much more inspiring for tennis fans — and by tennis fans I mean masturbation enthusiasts — are the final four ladies in the women's bracket. Jelena Jankovic and Maria Sharapova face off in the more equine bracket, while Daniela Hantuchova and Ana Ivanovic play later in what would be the AFC Championship if this were the Super Bowl of Tennis Hotness. The ladies will forgo the usual post-match handshake for a long, hot group shower at my apartment. HINT, HINT.
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These broads are hot but I can't help but wonder how great women's tennis would be with more DD's. Think about boys and deviants…
YES, YES*, YES, YES, AND YES
*-I'd have sex with Jelena's purse.
It's a nightly struggle for me to choose between the women's Austrailian Open and whatever Kylie Wyote movie is on HBO.
Ya know what they all have in common Matt? They are all Chicks I Would Bang. Mercilessly in fact.
Oh, Ana Ivanolick.
Cot dayamn! Ana's just got something. I could finish to the memory of those angry blue dress pictures. Perhaps I've said too much.
I would NOT have sex with Yelena's face. I would have to Red Dragon that shit.
That hunch over chick is…uh…..something. Decent legs.
Jelena, really? You'd hit that? Think that through again, there might be a dick under that dress.
It might be the weed but Jelena's face looks like the mask Vega wore in the Street Fighter II video game.
They've given me more than just a semi.
I always thought Jankovic looked like early bugs bunny
Sweet Jeebus! Why haven't I been watching this?
The Aussie Open looks waaay better then Cinemax
The Aussie Open is waaay better than the Appalachian State football team.
Daniela Hantuchova and Ana Ivanovic win the award for how to not wear clothes in that banner pic.
I would do horrible things to Jankovic. Horrible things. I've slept with worse in college…