THAT AIN’T RIGHT
01.28.08
What's the hardest part about tearing off a lamb's testicles with your teeth? Getting the blood out of your mustache! No, seriously: Giants offensive lineman Grey Ruegamer once helped a friend castrate about 200 young sheep, and they used what apparently is an old Basque method to do it.
“I was hesitant,” Ruegamer said with a laugh. “But it is what it is. She needed help. There was beer. Good times. It was worth it.”
As for the procedure itself, “you pull them out with your teeth, spit them in a bucket, next one… It’s just a little lamb. It’s not a big animal. I have pictures.
“The blood on your mustache is the worst part.”
Personally, I would think that biting off an animal's testicles and having sheep balls in my mouth would be the worst part. But hey, to each his own. I have readers who kill hookers the way Grey castrated lambs. They have pictures, and the blood on their mustache is the worst part.
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"Hello, Clarice."
Shari Lewis says the worst part about having your hand up a lamb's ass is the shit that gets stuck to your knuckes.
Right now Mike Vick is reading this in prison, shaking his head, saying 'what the fuck'?
What a coincidence, I'm having lamb testicles for lunch today.
Yet when I tried this at Kindercare I got Tazed and villainized.
You can't spell Ruegamer with out ga.
Grey Ruegamer? More like Gay Ruegamer.
Calf Fries < Lamb Oysters
Telling Grey Ruegamer that he has balls on his chin has little effect on him
<i>But it is what it is. She needed help. There was beer. Good times. It was worth it.</i>
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Hell yes I got laid out of it, and the lamb's testicles on my breath made her virgin dirt-spider all the more palatable.
Where is TMZ with video of this??? Finally, some good Super Bowl hype!
Worst. Beer Commercial. Ever.*
(* not involving Carlos Mencia)
in a related story: The Pats entire Defense have asked the equipment manager for bullet proof jocks for the big game.
"This is Bob Barker, reminding to help control the lamb population. and have your lambs Grey'd or Ruegamer'd."
That picture looks like the end result of those digital aging things that they use to scare parents into taking the twinkies away from their kids:
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Blood in the mustache: Evidence to some, 'Just For Men' off-brand to others. I don't see what the big deal is. I hear it really gets the gray out.
"Hey Grey, you just got tea-bagged by a lamb, where are you going next?"
"I'm going to Disneyworld!"
Deez Nutz!
Not enough money in the world…
So…no scissors or knives around, eh? Just go ahead and put the lambs' balls in my mouth and bite em off, huh? All right, give me a beer.
/not buying it
Holy Crap! When the hell did the G-Men get an offensive line?!?
“You grab the forelegs and pin them to the ground, and then you grab the back legs and throw them on their back,” Ruegamer said.
Ruben Patterson would like to hear more.
So, where's the "HOO BOY THAT'S GAY" tag?
Ruegamer sure is a Wooly Bully!
I have readers who kill hookers the way Grey castrated lambs. They have pictures, and the blood on their mustache is the worst part.
That is why I don't have a mustache.
Pauly +1 for that first effort. Outstanding.
And thought Pat Tillman was the manliest to come from ASU.
Now if only he was legally allowed to do that to Brady, there’d be significantly fewer illegitimates running around in the future.