I feel like I've seen this before, but YouTube insists it's new to the Internet. So I guess all the insane shit on Japanese TV is starting to look the same to me. Hmmm… people playing Rock Scissors Paper and beating each other with a paper fan? Wasn't that done with people wearing insect costumes? Or did I see that when the men were throwing buckets of wax onto each other to turn each other into statues? Hey, when was the last time I looked at tentacle porn?
Whoops, forgot to turn off the inner monologue. Ignore that last sentence.