<I>Eva Longoria and pregnant dudes think he\’s great!</i>” title=”<I>Eva Longoria and pregnant dudes think he\’s great!</i>” class=”alignright size-full wp-image-41″ /> <p>On the off chance that you look forward to the new commercials that debut during the Super Bowl, go ahead and rein in your excitement: noted plagiarist Carlos "Look at me! I'm doing an impression of a stereotype!" Mencia will get the spotlight courtesy <a href=another round of Bud Light commercials.

Gifted [sic] Hispanic comedian Carlos Mencia is poised again to steal the year's really big ad show in a new commercial brewery giant Anheuser-Busch is prepping for the Super Bowl of Advertising…

[S]uffice it to say the new Mencia spot, "Language of Love," is set in a bar instead of the classroom, which allows for some shapely additions to the visuals, even as the spot does a fine job of referencing at least one of the funniest aspects of last year's spot.

Ugh.  Just reading the words "gifted" and "funny" in the same paragraph as "Carlos Mencia" makes me want to take a Louisville Slugger to a litter of Golden Retriever puppies.  Seriously, if you actually think last year's ad (watch it at FanHaus if you hate yourself) is funny, I want you to throw yourself out of the nearest window.  Don't open it first: you deserve the additional pain of dozens of glass cuts as you fall to your death.