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01.31.08 STEVE BUCKHANTZ LIKES TO YELL

This is from the other day, but I couldn't resist. Living in the D.C. area, there's no avoiding the "DAGGER!" yelling, Barney Rubble resembling, machosensuality that is Wizards announcer Steve Buckhantz. If J. J. Abrams had a lick of sense, he'd have found a place for him somewhere in Cloverfield to scream hysterically about the monster. Or just scream about the beer selection at the party scene before the monster shows up. God, I hated that fucking movie. -Christmas Ape

BY: Matt | TAGS: ANNOUNCERS, DICK JOKES RETURN TOMORROW, NBA

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There are 13 comments about:
STEVE BUCKHANTZ LIKES TO YELL

January 31st, 2008 at 1:42 pm

hardawayhatesyou says:

ITS NOT POSSIBLE BUT HE DID IT!!!!

Dude, an NBA player hit a shot. Calm it down.

January 31st, 2008 at 1:45 pm

bp says:

Get that guy a porn-stache and an AOL account immediately.

January 31st, 2008 at 1:46 pm

Burnsy says:

That was one of the greatest NBA Finals clips I've ever seen.

January 31st, 2008 at 1:51 pm

Hugh B. Brown says:

Dude, take it down a notch.

-Gus Johnson

January 31st, 2008 at 1:59 pm

Tim says:

Always fun to see the Wizards lose. Thanks.

January 31st, 2008 at 2:04 pm

The Spelunking Fullback says:

as long as it aint that rotting douchebag dick vitale, it aint bothering me

January 31st, 2008 at 2:08 pm

Merk says:

what was the video of? i see nothing. i’m hoping it’s the anthony parker (of the raps) shot the other night. NO? oh. alright.

January 31st, 2008 at 2:12 pm

torturedpoolboy says:

IN THE FACE!!! PUT IT IN THE FACE!!!

January 31st, 2008 at 2:21 pm

Pauly says:

Good thing he aint a Doctor.

"Scalpel. SCALPEL! SCALPEL! SCAAALPELL!"

January 31st, 2008 at 2:31 pm

Tim says:

Merk - IT'S NOT POSSIBLE that it's Anthony Parker. IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!

Actually, it's that exactly.

January 31st, 2008 at 2:33 pm

Colonel Angus says:

Had this on the other night while I was nailing Mrs. Angus. She said his voice was a distraction…I told her it turned me on.

wait..what?

January 31st, 2008 at 2:44 pm

LeapinLizards says:

I would totally do Candace Parker….just sayin

January 31st, 2008 at 4:13 pm

Enrico Pallazzo says:

@ Leapin, considering she fucks Shelden Klingon Williams, I think you have a good shot.

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