SOCCER STREAKER GETS COMEUPPANCE
01.09.08Before you hit the "play" button, please know that this (apparently not new) video is NSFW, and not in the good way. It's got a streaker's junk flopping around like mackerel in the bottom of a fishing trawler, so if you think that's gonna turn you gay or whatever, just don't watch it. I don't want a whole bunch of comments that sound like 8-year-old girls saying "Ewwww gross! A penis!" I get enough of that at home.
But you assholes need to trust me on this one. I wouldn't post a video like this if I didn't think the payoff was worth it.
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Pass. It might not turn me gay, but why take the chance?
Pass. It might not turn me gay, but why take the chance.
Because the dude gets flipped. Flipped for real. Can you hear me in the back? Hello?
that's a hell of a hit. and the mascot acts like a pimp afterwards too.
*goes back to watching superbad
"Grab him by the dick. Grab him by the dick!."
The Secret (Ass Kicking) Life of Bees.
Ah yes, from one worm to the other.
And….Bam….thats how Nabisco makes honey mackerel
Ah! Stung right in the wedding tackle.
Oh fuck, it shows his weiner.
yum……….i mean gross
Seinfeld went from hiding to really whoring himself out for Bee Movie, didn't he?
@Matt
The eight-year-old girls in my neighborhood say the same thing to me.
This is also how they get all that milk into american cheese.
Josh Brown can tackle Devin Hester but apparently not this swingin' d. Choose a new role model, Uff.
Streakers vs. Mascots should be standard fare at all sporting events from here on out.
(I also think it's appropriate that the mascot started doing the "Worm" after seeing that wedding tackle flapping around.)
Nice caterpillar from the bee there.
Mr. Ufford, your discernment is impeccable. Every second of man-junk was worth it and then some. I almost love the mascot's celebratory actions after the flip as much as the flip itself. Bravo. Wait….now does it turn me gay if, when I watch it again, I watch it from the beginning without just skipping to the good part? I'm pretty sure it does.
He definitely got a little honey on his stinger…
/Coach Hisler
Van Damme. He got knocked the fuck out, Deebo-style.
A streaker at a soccer game and the one who tackles him is the mascot! I thought all the gay boy soccer guys would take him down in one big pile.
I thought all the gay boy soccer guys would take him down in one big pile.
You've got that confused with rugby. They probably would've fisted him while he was on the bottom of the pile. Ever heard of zulu warrior?
@hardawayhatesyou: nice usual suspects ref, I LIKE
i remember when i lost my virginity too.
At first I was thinking "not a third soccer post today" but the payoff was most excellent. Job well done.
Hope my pronoun usage was better on this soccer post.
Sweet tackle! Even though the Bee got junked in the back of the head, the take down was worth it.
Allright fellas. Grabass time is over now. Let's get back to work.