01.09.08 SOCCER STREAKER GETS COMEUPPANCE

Pass. It might not turn me gay, but why take the chance?

Pass. It might not turn me gay, but why take the chance.

Because the dude gets flipped. Flipped for real. Can you hear me in the back? Hello?

that's a hell of a hit.  and the mascot acts like a pimp afterwards too.

*goes back to watching superbad 

"Grab him by the dick. Grab him by the dick!."

The Secret (Ass Kicking) Life of Bees.

Ah yes, from one worm to the other.

And….Bam….thats how Nabisco makes honey mackerel

Ah!  Stung right in the wedding tackle.

Oh fuck, it shows his weiner.

yum……….i mean gross

Seinfeld went from hiding to really whoring himself out for Bee Movie, didn't he?

@Matt

The eight-year-old girls in my neighborhood say the same thing to me.

This is also how they get all that milk into american cheese.

Josh Brown can tackle Devin Hester but apparently not this swingin' d.  Choose a new role model, Uff.

Streakers vs. Mascots should be standard fare at all sporting events from here on out.

(I also think it's appropriate that the mascot started doing the "Worm" after seeing that wedding tackle flapping around.)

Nice caterpillar from the bee there.

Mr. Ufford, your discernment is impeccable. Every second of man-junk was worth it and then some. I almost love the mascot's celebratory actions after the flip as much as the flip itself. Bravo. Wait….now does it turn me gay if, when I watch it again, I watch it from the beginning without just skipping to the good part? I'm pretty sure it does. 

He definitely got a little honey on his stinger…

/Coach Hisler

Van Damme.  He got knocked the fuck out, Deebo-style.

A streaker at a soccer game and the one who tackles him is the mascot!  I thought all the gay boy soccer guys would take him down in one big pile.

I thought all the gay boy soccer guys would take him down in one big pile.

You've got that confused with rugby. They probably would've fisted him while he was on the bottom of the pile. Ever heard of zulu warrior?

@hardawayhatesyou: nice usual suspects ref, I LIKE

i remember when i lost my virginity too.

At first I was thinking "not a third soccer post today" but the payoff was most excellent.  Job well done. 

Hope my pronoun usage was better on this soccer post.

Sweet tackle! Even though the Bee got junked in the back of the head, the take down was worth it.