Occasional Miami Heat center Shaquille O'Neal got divorced before the NBA season began, and as you can imagine the introverted Shaq has spent a lot of time alone at home in quiet introspection. Quiet introspection after sending home all the sluts he nailed.
An in-the-know female cabby from South Beach who's driven the $20 million-a-year Miami Heat center tells Steppin' Out's Chaunce Hayden: "Every time Shaq is in town, I get the call, and let me tell you: He's got more women leaving his hotel room then any celebrity I've ever seen. Every time he stayed at the Marriott in South Beach, he had a blonde or a brunette with him."
This is one of those rumors that is almost definitely true, because why wouldn't a newly single, fabulously wealthy man with lots of free time (he sure as hell isn't playing any basketball) bang every hot broad he could get his mammoth hands on?
It's just a shame that the gossip writers don't know how to make something sound true. Like, a female cab driver? Everyone knows that's a mythical creature, like Sasquatch or the Loch Ness monster or unicorns or a woman president.
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p.s. Maxine Bahn in She's the One is the only female cabbie I could think of.
God, that movie blew.
Speaking of mammoth, I'm going to guess that the "Love Hurts" tag is more than a little apt.
Does Shaq brick it on entry attempts? Is the rim damaged? Or does he just get close and jam it in? Do these rhetorical questions mean I'm obsessed over the Shaqock?
Shaq Fu(ck)
He sure as hell doesn't go to the free throw line..He would never get laid.
Esmerelda Villalobos.
In-the-know female cabby = Shaunie O'Neal
Good call Punch.
"What was it like, to kill a man, Bootch?"
Don't fake the funk, on some Shaq attack spunk.
It takes him about 7 women before he gets into screwing shape.
Hiliarly Clinton looks like a female cabbie and not a female president. KaZZam!
You're forgetting about the sexy female cabbie in the Color Me Bad video: [www.youtube.com];
Dwayne Wade with the assist!
The Big Aristotle is just dispensing his philosophical thoughts to them women about the island of Lesbos.
No, Maybe, Steel, No, Yes.
What about Marilu Henner in Taxi? Wasn't she a cabbie? Or just a slut that hung out at the cabstand?
A woman president, hahahahaha! Fornication is sin.
That's okay, not being bragadocious
Supercalifragelistic, Shaq is alidocious.
Neon Bodeaux believes this story is culturally bias.
There was a white female cab driver in college at Iowa City who gave hand jobs for an extra 20 spot.
Re: Maxine Bahn in She’s the One is the only female cabbie I could think of
She didn’t drive the cab, she worked at a bar. Ed Burns drove the cab. And they all talked about their relationships.
In Pulp Fiction, Esmeralda Villalobos was a female cab driver.
Mournings bigger.
HHY, Nardo did drive a cab.
So if Shaq is staying at the Marriott, does that mean his wife got the mansion on Star Island? Because, when trying to impress the ladies, the mansion is probably the better decision that the Marriott.
Also, at $26 million per year, he won't pay up for a better hotel than the fucking Marriott?
Wow, nice pull Grimey. I clearly blocked out much of that movie.
WWSM-
How soon you forget that Marriotts are owned by Mormons, so the beds are built large enough for multiple wives……or 1 Shaq and a white woman feeling sex for the last time.
Queen Latifah was a "female" taxi driver in Taxi :
[www.imdb.com]
Jimmy Fallon & Queen Latifah, I wonder why nobody saw that movie, even with Giselle Bündchen in it.
kickinwing -
"Feeling sex for the last time"? I don't understand why everyone just assumes that Shaq is well endowed.
WWSM–if Shaq is sporting undersized meat, I pity him, because on that dude it must look nonexistent.
I'm guessing people assume it's huge because he's, what do you call it, black.
Funny – I always though Shaq would go more for the teenage boys
Yeah, he's black and he wears a size fucking 24. The law of proportions can't be that far off. Lets just say his ex-wife didn't have to strain too much when giving birth. She'd already been hollowed out by Shaq's Diesel
Shaq only nails one of the broads. He brings the others home for Fu Schnickens who have been living above his garage since 1992.
To summarize all the post comments:
Shaq is fat and has an enormous dong
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