SAINT ANDREW’S NET: SEXY MERMAIDS!
01.31.08
"Saint Andrew's Net" is With Leather's daily link dump, written by assistant editor/Chicago native KD. Expect sports and tits.
- True Hoop has some fun with trade rumors. You know what would be a good trade, the entire Bulls squad for the Maltese Falcon. Not the statue, the movie. On Betamax.
- RotoNation tells a funny story about Tom Candiotti. An avid fantasy baseball owner and a member of the International Bowling Hall of Fame? I don't believe it.
- Home Run Derby reports on the Florida Marlins Mermaids' tryouts. Redheaded sea nymphs are especially nice as these NSFW pics of lovely Heather will attest.
- Spur of the Moment thinks it's time to start worrying. No need to panic as long as David "the Admiral" Robinson is guarding the lane. He's gone? I didn't hear that on Sportszilla and the Jabber Jocks.
- Storming the Floor serves the breakfast of champions. Whiskey and Lucky Charms seem like they would go together, but they don't.
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2 nsfw days in a row? And a red head to boot?
Big night planned for me, or, at least until 5:30, when mrs. merk gets home from work.
she’s such a cockblock.
I just LOVE crochet'd bikinis.
kinda threadjack (since i'm the only posting so far this morning)
i just found out I'm not allowed to post on the four letter anymore. I think it has something do with the fact that i spelled out C U N T in big huge letters on a Gregg Easterbrook column. It took a while, but it was totally worth it.
/kinda threadjack
I also can't post on ESPN.com anymore, but that's only because I have self-respect.
Red on top and on bottom. God I love "Heathers."
@alumni – yet you still post on CRM?
I keed, I keed. congrats on the 1 year.
Merk – Believe me, I've come dangerously close to banning myself plenty of times.
That bikini bottom must require the chick wearing it to be totally shaved.
Heather is a fat chicks name.
@Merk
C U Next Tuesday.
I love me some ginger.
Stan says your a cuuuuunt…
Stan says your a cuuuuunt…
Stan says your a cuuuuntinuing source of inspiration!
Redheads, love em- keep em coming!
oh shit pauly, that's awesome. I got a lil email stating i'd been temporarily banned until i provide an explanation. I'll just tell them i was telling Gregg CU next tuesday. Cuz he's the Tuesday morning quarterback you see.
I may be able to get 2 or 3 more pointless, vulgar jabs at various espn columnists next week! sweeet.
@Merk, try this one Can't Understand Normal Thinking
*ding*
Redheads!
HEather>??
Mary Beth is the ultimate fat chick name. If u find me a hot chick named mary beth, she must've changed her name.
IMO, red-heads are nasty freckly pale freaks… the only place for them is the garbage