I'm a little late to this story, but things have been so damn sexy around here that the "Soccer star hires more hookers yet again" had to take a back seat.  So, yes: Manchester United striker Cristiano Ronaldo, whom you may remember for his five-hooker orgy (he invited his friends — how thoughtful!), has been at it again.

[Ronaldo] slipped away to Italy after United's FA Cup victory over Aston Villa on Sunday —and made a beeline for a seedy dive in Rome's red light district. A source at the strip joint told us: "Ronaldo and a pal arranged for two girls to go to his hotel after leaving the club. They PAID for sex with the girls then SWAPPED over so they could bed BOTH of them."

Well, obviously.  You have to get your money's worth. 

There are too many terrific details to this story to go into here, so I recommend reading the full story at News of the World.  They sent their intrepid reporters to the very same strip club Ronaldo visited, where they took in the nude show and elicited offers of sex from the employees.  That's gotta be a tough job, working the stripper beat.  But I think I could be man enough to do it.  I'd even accept an "embed" position.  High-five?