PERFECT FOR KICKING THROUGH WALLS
01.31.08
Laurence Maroney is known for several things in the choppy high seas of blogs: the nickname "Kool-Aid," his potent supply of construda and therefore being the only member of the New England Patriots not entirely deserving of your contempt.
Rather than pushing construda to kids like he should be, Maroney and Reebok have decided to trade upon that first item, with a line of Kool-Aid influenced sneaks, shirts and caps. OOOOHHHH YEEEEAAAAHHHH
The first installment will launch on February 1st in three great flavors: Grape, Cherry and Strawberry, each complete with hoodies, T-shirts, hats and sneakers. Plus, Reebok packed each of the kicks with extra flavor by crating scent-infused sockliners!
Pfft? Grape? I call bullshit. Nobody drinks "grape." It's purple drank! -Christmas Ape
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That puts a Kool-Aid smile on my face.
"Pfft? Grape? I call
bullshitbegul shit.""I prefer Flavor Aid."
-Jim Jones of the People Temple.
Somebody had better be watching Maroney's facebook, because it's not long before he owns these.
In a related story, a new Cory Lidle parachute is in the works for all those pilots who love the yankees as much as they love flying! Just like Lidle!
Peyton Manning immediately fired back with his K-Swiss Sunny Delights.
Soon to be teamed up with Pharrell's Ice Creamz brand to make Kool-Aid Ice Creamz. Sounds good right? No? Fuck off.
And also…who the fuck gave him creative control over his endorsement?
G2 underpants: buy 3 get one pair free
The first installment will launch on February 1st in three great flavors: Grape, Cherry and Strawberry
This is going to confuse the hell out of Wisconsin.
What the fuck is juice? I want some purple drank. Sugar, water, purple.
I think those are the shoes the Grapist was wearing when he offered a drink from his "spigot"
Perfect for making mayonnaise sandwiches.
wash u ass. That is all
HEY! LAURENCE!
Kool Aid=Ghetto Juice.
i knew a vietnamese guy that always said "i'll clean your ass." he liked his coke more than codein though. that and large black men with gold teeth.
I would think that Maroney would prefer sweet tea or pink lemonade. But then again, I'm just a simple MLB umpire.
sweet jesus they scented the insoles.
i will own them.
/fuck
also.. +eleventy burnsy.. that was golden
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Is he kissing a dude in that photo?
wheres the tropical punch?!
Red is a color…not a flavor.
Contrary to popular belief "Purple Drank"
is not Kool-Aid but rather promethazine/codeine cough syrup mixed with lemon-lime soda. That Kool-Aid and Everclear you drank at your frat parties in college was not in fact "Tha Drank," but thanks for playing. And being white.
secondbasementdweller's got it right. I believe the correct term for Kool-Aid + Everclear in a garbage can is "Jungle Juice." Often included: GHB.