PAMELA ANDERSON IS ON THE REBOUND
01.04.08
SPOTTED! Guess who's bouncing back from her quickie marriage to Rick Salomon? Native Canadian Pam Anderson took in a Vancouver Canucks game last night, and the oft-divorced Baywatch babe proved her love of animals goes beyond speaking for PETA when she got caught canoodling with orca-about-town Fin! The lady-killer whale reciprocated the blonde bombshell's PDA, but reps for both refused to confirm that the two are now dating, stating only that they're "very good friends."
Sorry about that. I needed a clip to apply for an internship at Page Six. Anyway, the other photos are of Pam on New Year's, because hey, boobies. You'd think I'd be smart enough to not be attracted to an untalented fake-looking mom with hepatitis in her forties who's been hollowed out all by the dirtiest men in America, but here's my penis, standing firm in its disagreement.
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Wow, that guy got a lot further than me when I tried to do my "Landshark" routine at Pam's house.
attracted to an untalented fake-looking mom with hepatitis in her forties who's been hollowed out all by the dirtiest men in America
Have you been talking to my shrink again? This Oedipal shit is killing me.
Yeah, you just gotta love Pammy.
She's like kryptonite for men.
Hahahah, your tags.
well I for one am rooting for these crazy kids. I love her and he's my favorite mascot after Sabretooth.
…and I'm kind of sad I just publicly stated I have favorite mascots:(
Her Vagina is like a Taliban hideout.
A giant dirty cave filled with a bunch of disgusting dudes.
In other news, Fin is now the first ever mascot with herpes.
@vanilla berry – also kinda sad: you're a sabres fan.
i kid.
that's all i got. thanks for stealing all the good puns in the first paragraph, Matt.
That's still the second-biggest tongue she's sucked on, next to Gene Simmons'.
Free
MyWilly!!!She's only a couple drinks away from giving his blow hole a rimjob.
The 4th picture of her makes her look like a fembot…you know, with AIDS.
I'm OK with Pam being on the rebound. I'm not OK with Pam watching the Martin Lawrence pile of shit movie, Rebound.
Seriously, can STD's be seaborne?
word is she found him on bigblackconnect.com
If any chick can take down a killer whale cock, Pammy's the one…New sex tape to debut in '08…See World sexcapade starring Pammy and Shamu…
It'd still be like tossing a pickle down a hallway…
The offspring from this coupling would be a new species named Whorca.
+1 WAS. Very nicely done, sir.
What I wanna know is: Who is that tight little package in white in Pic 3?
Pic #1 is downright Mangino-esque.
Maybe she thought it was a sperm whale ?
oddly enough the mascot wasn't smiling before she came in the room
Eh, at least something from the Vancouver Canucks manages to score.
When did Fin join a shitty metal band?
Isn't that Pam's standard for entry into her Tunnel-O-Horrors?
now i know why this game was a pay-per-view.
(hey montrealais – good on ya)
I freaking hat Vancouver Canuck fans. They're terrible. They know nothing about hockey and just keep yelling "SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOT" whenever they have the puck. I'm trying to set up a fuckin play here! Shut up!
By I "freaking hat" of course I mean I fucking can't stand the God Damn Ass Fuckers. Stupid typos.
PETA???? you're telling me she doesn't eat meat? .
i've seen plenty of video showing otherwise.
I love Pamela Anderson very much, and dreams of her every time.. I wish I could meet her and spend time with her alone. She is my favorite