If you didn't watch whatever bowl game Tulsa and Bowling Green played in, boy did you miss out, because some guy almost got decapitated. Although I guess you can just watch the lone highlight now and you'll get caught up to speed. Plus you didn't have to spend three hours watching Tulsa and Bowling Green. So you've got that going for you.
In a related story, the punt returner dude will now develop Alzheimer's by age 36.
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"How many fingers am I holding up, son??"
" Ummmm……eleventy-nine??"
Leon Bright is not impressed.
Damn, I just dated myself.
Hey Hugh…I dated myself last night…got lucky too!
Well, at least the guy was
playing in a close gameplaying in a good bowl gameplaying in a good cityplaying for a storied programplaying.
Facial Rug Burn from bouncing your face off the field turf like 6 times much?
That returner was really dread-ing that hit.
I'll show myself out.
@HHY: Jamaican me sick with your puns.
/shoots self
Nappy Headed Holding (would have helped)
((ok, that was lame))
"How many fingers am I holding up?"
"Thursday."
That hit was a (dread)Lock for ESPN's top 10…
/ I'll be in my chair facing the corner now…..
What's 4+4
Jello!!
Baby lost his bonnet!
He got planted. Planted like corn seeds that would one day flourish into Cornrows.
(crickets)
I gues he got BOWLed over…huh? huh? the guy from BOWLing Green got hit hard in a BOWL game? No? nothing?
Whatever…I don't have to fuckin impress you guys.
Someone should check his Tuls(a) to see if he is still breathing?
Aaaaaaaand i am sorry.
After taking a hit like that, I'm suprised he didn't (Jheri) Curl up in a little ball.
Boo Yah!
Oddly enough, that attempted punt return was exactly how much I watched of the GMAC bowl last night.
Thoughts at the time: "*Click* Wow, this game is pretty out of hand. Hey, Tulsa's punting! He should probably fair catc…OH SNAP! Well, that's going to be on the tubes tomorrow. *Click*"
…OH SNAP!
That's what his spine thought too.
Aw, damnit Tim, you stole my Boo Yah. Oh well, I'll forgive you since you have the best avatar ever.
There's always the classic "YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!"
His head bounces off the turf better than the football.
they played college football last night. im glad i missed that.
Not trying to armchair blog or anything, but maybe a "KTFO" tag is in order?
If you know anything about Bowling Green, this dipshit is lucky. He probably had the AIDS knocked right out of him.
Darrell Reid cleansing Chris Henry's colon > Roy Roberts de-braiding Antonio Smith