This is how it's done, Bill Gates. If you want to donate something to a troubled country, you gotta do it shirtless on the beach with a soccer ball. 

David Beckham took his football (but not his shirt) down to the beach at Cabo Sao Roque Resort in Natal, Brazil on Tuesday. No — he wasn't just searching for a picturesque location to remind the world of his hotness — Becks is in town to announce the construction of his "David Beckham World of Sport," athletic complex and soccer academy (his third).

The international star told Agencia Estado news service of the complex, which will include eight soccer fields, golf and tennis facilities, and a 10,000 seat stadium, "I don't want to teach [Brazilians] to play soccer. I want to offer a safe place for kids to develop their abilities.

Apparently this new athletic complex is to be located underneath the waves and only open to hawtt people with camo shorts. BUT NO SHIRTS, READ THE SIGN! Why though is Becks depriving the Brazilians of his invaluable soccer instruction? I'm sure they could use his help in that regard. Later, he'll teach hockey to Canadians, rugby to the Aussies and racism to the Germans. All whilst shirtless. /swoons -Christmas Ape