NOT THE BEST THING TO BRAG ABOUT
01.04.08
The Timberwolves are fucking awful. At 4-27, they easily have the worst record in the NBA. But coach Randy Wittman is staying positive about the team.
Before the game, Wittman pointed out that if Minnesota had managed to win even half of the eight games in which it led or was tied heading into the fourth quarter, it would have eight wins. Memphis, Miami and New York have eight wins, Seattle nine, the L.A. Clippers 10 and Sacramento, Chicago, Milwaukee and Charlotte 11. Is there really such a big difference between Minnesota and those other teams?
"Why, if we didn't choke all the fucking time, we'd be as good as the Knicks! We're very nearly as good as the public laughingstocks! Hey, can I get a raise or what?"
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They're better than the Dolphins!
Wittman's gonna get real negative when McHale trades the number 1 pick in the 2008 draft to Boston for Rajon Rondo.
That hand gesture he is displaying is the only way to keep the undead away from him. In fact, it is so effective that Wittman hasn't seen that zombie Kevin McHale for weeks.
Poor Michael Beasley.
4 wins isn't an accomplishment? Have you seen the NBA? those guys are fucking good. 4 wins is great for a WNBA team to pull off in this league.
Oh shit, I think his tie may have confused me in some regard.
A follow-up question, coach; how is this team different than the last one you led on Planet Unicorn?
Planet Unicorn HAY!
Could be worse; at least Minnesota still has KG…I mean, Ryan Gomes.
Yeah, you don't see me bragging about the threesome I had last weekend. Well technically speaking, it wasn't really a threesome. One girl was my hand, and the other girl just happened to pass out in my room, drunk. But I totally spooged on her. I RULE!
They should draft some high school kid out of Chicago and ride him to the Finals for years.
@Pauly: Did you at least call her the next day? (Your hand, I mean)
@WDYA
Yelp, kinda went raw and didn't pull out so you can say she's on my "DO NOT CALL" list.
Randy Wittman was an assistant on the Mavericks team that won 11 games in 1993. And the one that won 13 in 1994. A team on pace to amass 8 wins by the All-Star break probably seems fucking awesome by comparison.
Fire Randy Wittman, Hire Randy Newman.
@Enrico: To hire Randy Newman the Wolves would have to move from Minnesota to L.A. That could never happen in the NBA.
Still, you try competing with the corpse of Antoine Walker shimmying up the court after his 12th missed three. He looks like a mummy in a Scooby Doo cartoon.
Aren't the 2007-08 Timberwolves the 2006-07 Boston Celtics in shittier looking uniforms?
Let’s not blame the coach here, what about that Boston Suckdicks jerkoff McHale who decided to give his beloved C’s (as in cunts) the best player in T’Wolves history? How the fuck does that deal get through the league office?
^^^He did not give them Mark Madsen.
OK, SECOND best player in franchise history.
Okay, so if they won 4 more games….that would be 8. So they'd still be the worst team in the league. God, it must suck to be a Timberwolf player, fan, administrator, this guy's kid, or from Minnesota.