Citing a bunch of fake-sounding excuses like "lack of permits" the organizers of Lingerie Bowl V say the show is off. Again. For the second straight year. Why even bother playing Super Bowl then, if there's no accompanying soft core porn that doesn't involve the announcers and Tom Brady's junk?
It was the first time they tried to hold the event in the Super Bowl host city, as the previous Lingerie Bowls were held in my bedroom the L.A. Coliseum. We also lose out on color commentary from Jenna Jameson in which she would have detailed all the different color penises in her mouth. Megafrownies:((((
But, hey, buck up sulkmonkey: Puppy Bowl IV is still going strong. Going on the newspaper. Going on the grass. GOING ON THE WHAT? CARPET? YOU STUPID FUCKING DOG! Hopefully Parker Posey can find Colt's busy bee in time for kick-off. -Christmas Ape
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That means….
Aww fuck it, this really doesn't matter.
What's the line on Puppy Bowl IV ? also, can't explain why but I think Parker Posey is hot.
I heard Kodiak is Osi Umenyiora's dog.
UU, you are incorrect, sir. I plan on watching black guys bowl instead of the Super Bowl anyway.
As a dog owner and lover who hopes Mike Vick gets dick cancer, please allow me to argue that the Puppy Bowl is the gayest thing anyone has done anywhere ever.
Exhibit A:
Abigail (Wide-Receiver)
Breed: Parson Russell Terrier (aka Jack Russell Terrier)
The front runner for the MVP! (Most Valuable Puppy!) Speculations run wild about how Abigail came into our world. Some say that Abigail is a direct descendent of Jack Londons’ fictional heros’ White Fang and Buck (Call Of The Wild) Others say that Abigail simply IS and always has been. There is no doubt, however, that if you have Abigail run the slant, touch-downs will rain like chocolate! (OH NOS! DOGS CAN’T EAT CHOCOLATE!)
@Burnsy
Are you saying Kodiak wants to poop on Parker Posey?
sorry about all that bold. NO idea how that happened.
@WWSM
Wow, I feel so dirty now.
the smart money's gonna be watching Mike Vick's pick.
A puppy named Rodney was removed from the roster when it was discovered that he was using PGH.
I don't know about Posey, but Cali better watch out. Everybody knows that black dogs prefer Asians.
This is a big steaming pile of, "who cares?"
awwwww…. c'mon ape.
Matt always formats the links so they open in a different window, and let's us stay up 'til midnight. And, and he said that we could have one more soda before bedtime.
You kids just shut up and behave!
Puppy power!
You don’t know my dog! You obviously don’t know my dog!
/Best in Show homer
I think the puppies are cute!